Local couple have amazing hobbies such as 'heist' and 'gossiping like housewives at the weekend market' and 'being last people to know they were in a relationship'
Too many jokes about Kaz becoming Wylan’s father figure. Not enough jokes about Wylan and Jesper adopting Kaz. Not in a child-parent way, but more of a feral cat way.
Kaz Brekker is such an anomaly. Is he a well-written, well-rounded character? Yes. Did he learn his lesson in the end? No. Did he become either better or worse? No. Did he grow as a person? You could say that. Do we have even a remote understanding what he will do next? Absolutely not.
abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao
Keegan is a boxer shorts man through and through. All of them are black or gray in color but he has one pair that has a milk and cookies print on them. They're the ones he wears when he is feeling extra sexy.
“You look tired,” she pouts lightly, her hands cupping his cheeks feeling the prickly feel of his stubble digging into her soft skin.
Eyes closed, Jason leans into her touch, “Hmm, I am.”
Hair untamed and unruly, in all his youthful glory. In the mornings, he is at his best, untouched by the horrors that plague his nocturnal occupation.
The warm, yellow hues of the sun embrace him whole and for a moment, lost innocence returns.
“I need to shave,” he mumbles.
“Need any help?”
Taking her by the hand, wordlessly he leads her to the bathroom.
She smiles.
Situating herself on the counter, she pulls his standing figure close between her legs, “You’ve got to stay really still, okay? I don’t wanna accidentally cut you.”
A teasing smile creeps up his lips, “Yes, ma’am.”
Pushing his shoulder lightly, she laughs, “I’m being serious, Jay, I don’t want to hurt you.”
How could you ever?
Raising his hands up in mock surrender, he shrugs, “Do your worst, doll.”
Resting his hands on her thighs, his eyes follow her ministrations. Doused in delicacy.
Battered and bruised, he has been burned ragged by the world. She handles him with the utmost care.
He finds himself touched by her sentiment.
This world is not for me, I am not meant for it. You have embraced me. I want to drown within the depths of your love. It is only kindness I have ever known. I do not wish to know any other.
Alastor is just a silly guy. He's my favorite odd little creature
Alastor from Hazbin Hotel is such a guy. He's evil. He's helping with the hotel. He's been gone for seven years. He won't tell anybody where he went. He wants people to ask him where he's been so bad. Won't tell the one guy who asked him. He has the most Vibes ever. I want to put him in a box and shake him around. Literally the guy of all time.
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