*naps on your titties*
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I wish I could win the lottery so I could spend all my time getting my girlfriend to try on pretty things and then helping her remove said things. *sigh*
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Mutuals do this !! This is super cute 😍😁😘👌🏻😛😜
Hit me with a stick and throw me in a river
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Slutty and socially anxious gotta be the most doomed combo, I wanna suck yours and all your friends dicks but I’m scared to say hi, wtf
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sir that’s my emotional support cowboy
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When I tilt my head it's because I want you to bite my neck
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Moaning is one thing that men can do right and they refuse to do it… selfish
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A foot tie inspired by theduchy.com that I converted it into a convenient tether
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Shibari & Photo Tessin
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Find a girl who talks shit just so you'll fuck her harder.
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Asexuality is weird.
Sometimes an ace just wants to fuck a pretty queer senseless in a cabin on a lake. Sometimes an ace wants to get fucked silly by a queer in a cabin on a lake. I am ace 1, and ace two is adorable and I mighta broken her brain. In a good way. -grins-
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hello yes how do I order 10 of you please. (I’m a few handfuls so might need more than one person helping care for meeeeeee.)
i’m honestly such a simple creature
i just want regular, intensely intimate sex with 2 or 3 people i love and live near
and i want to spend the rest of my time just puttering around catering to their life needs
cleaning, cooking, growing food, fixing up the house, caring for our pets
writing filthy, kinky erotica
and walking my dog
sometimes i’ll travel and take pictures
that’s it. that’s all.
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“Don’t let my tits stop you from calling me Daddy,” might be the hottest sentence I’ve heard recently honestly
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