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kb-1cik--tarasik · 5 months
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These two are GAY. They are PARTNERS. They are MARRIED. They decided to team up just so they could make it EVERYONE’S problem. No I do not take criticism.
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kb-1cik--tarasik · 8 months
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Video essays that make me go “oh, so you’re like smart smart”
Elon Musk and Grimes: A Retrospective
Bo Burnham vs. Jeff Bezos
The Systemic Abuse of Celebrities
Lana Del Rey: the pitfalls of having a persona
we need to talk about Call Me By Your Name
MYTH OF THE AUTEUR: Stanley Kubrick vs David Lynch
In Search Of A Flat Earth
Envy
The Commodification of Black Athletes
The Lies Of The Lighthouse
The Green Knight: The Uncanny Horror of Masculinity
Time Loop Nihilism
How Bisexuality Changed Video Games
The Golden Age of Horror Comics - Part 1 (Part 2)
Weighing the Value of Director’s Cuts | Scanline
The True Horror Of Midsommar
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kb-1cik--tarasik · 3 years
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извините, но каким клоуном нужно быть, чтобы говорить это группе из 68 людей (50 из них имеют отметку женского пола в паспорте )
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представляю вам моего препода по уголовному праву (по совместительству, видимо, еще и главного сексиста )
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kb-1cik--tarasik · 3 years
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Imagine this
- You wake up. You lay in bed with that special beautiful person by your side, and you hold them against you, skin tight. You are shirtless, flat and comfortable with your body. You couldn’t be a happier person than you are right now.
- You wake up and put a shirt on, only a shirt. You haven’t owned a binder for many years now. You no longer have to layer yourself. You feel free.
- You can now wear those clothes you really liked in the shop. You bought them; they fit and suit you perfectly. No more baggy, ugly clothes.
- You look in the mirror and see your sharp jaw line, facial hair and adam’s apple. Your eyebrows are thick and your hairline is masculine. You smile, because you finally love and feel comfortable with the way you look. You feel attractive.
- You are walking down the street and the warm breeze hits your chest from underneath your shirt. You can feel the wind, it gives you shivers.
- You can stand up straight, run, swim and hike. You are no longer in pain. You enjoy being able to use your body and exercise to its potential.
- You can sleep over at another person’s house, hug, dance and cuddle without worrying about your binder.
- You speak in front of your family, friends and peers; your voice is deep and mellow, you feel confident. You are no longer afraid to speak, nowadays people can’t shut you up!
- Your family sends you birthday cards: “Son!” / “Brother!” / “Uncle!” / “Father!” - They accept you for who you are.
- You look down and touch your chest. You no longer find your body unnatural or misplaced. It is now what it was always meant to be.
- You use the men’s toilets and locker room. You no longer feel scared or paranoid, it’s just a toilet/locker room. It’s natural.
- You look at your birth certificate, ID and passport, it has “M” next to sex.
- The elderly neighbour asks, “How are you, son?”
- The shop keeper asks, “Would you like a bag with that, sir?”
- Your peers all refer to you as “He” and “Him”
Keep holding on. Transition is a slow and painful process, but you will see these things happen to you. Maybe not now, but they will come, and that is why you need to stay strong and keep pushing forward. You deserve happiness and to love your body, and you will as long as you keep going. Soon, I promise.
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kb-1cik--tarasik · 3 years
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Okay so I don't know why people say sex or love is what makes us human. Lots of organisms in nature have sex or mate for life. You know what makes us human? Cooking. Nothing else in nature cooks except humans. Checkmate aphobes. Sincerely, an ace cook.
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is that true??
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Holy shit!!
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kb-1cik--tarasik · 3 years
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я не клоун, а целый гребаный цирк
прислать сочинение на тему таймменеджмента, которую нас заставили писать из-за коллективного просыпа первого урока ( + мы правда сильно провисаем в организации времени ) , на 20 минут после дедлайна ЭТО ЧТО-ТО
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kb-1cik--tarasik · 3 years
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Leland Palmer x Ducktales
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kb-1cik--tarasik · 3 years
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Some snow scenes in Claude Monet’s paintings.
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kb-1cik--tarasik · 3 years
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Boston Post, Massachusetts, April 28, 1895
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kb-1cik--tarasik · 3 years
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ok but honestly i have to laugh whenever i hear grrm trashing tolkien for being ’uNReAlisTIC’, ‘siMPLisTiC’, ‘nAïVE’ and ‘wHAt iS arAgoRN’s tAx poLiCY?!1!?’
when tolkien actually managed to write a good, satisfying story about hope, resilience and standing your ground in the face of evil, about compassion, affection and forgiveness, about finding your inner strength, about the power of love and friendship, about the melancholy that comes with living through hardship and realising you can’t go back to your younger, happier, more innocent self
and not some dArK, eDgY, hiStOricaLLy aCCuRaTe torture-and-rape-fest filled with explicit sexual violence and the sexualisation of 13-year-old girls
like bitch take your woman-hating eragon fanfiction and sit the fuck down. you could never
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kb-1cik--tarasik · 3 years
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I really don’t use Facebook all that often but I made the mistake of going on today and seeing this post made by the North Yorkshire police
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“Unfortunately we haven’t been able to find the owner of the ring and return it to them. As it is such a distinctive Piece of jewelry, we’re hoping that someone will recognize the markings and be able to tell us who it rightfully belongs to, as I’m sure someone, somewhere will be missing it”
i am so fucking done
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kb-1cik--tarasik · 3 years
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MiddleEarth by  https://www.etsy.com/shop/LastStudio
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kb-1cik--tarasik · 3 years
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When Jolkien Rockin’ & Rollin’ Tolkien said the Valar had genders based on their tempers, what he really meant is that they are all nonbinary but have a preference to use either he/him or she/her when they feel like it, trust me on this one guys this is totally what he meant
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kb-1cik--tarasik · 3 years
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A determined Petrie marching on Littlefoot’s head for your blog!
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Once upon this same earth, beneath this same sun, long before you, before the ape and the elephant, as well; before the wolf, the bison, the whale, before the mammoth and the mastodon, in the time of the dinosaurs. 
The Land Before Time (1988) dir. Don Bluth
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kb-1cik--tarasik · 3 years
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I am shook.
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kb-1cik--tarasik · 3 years
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My last two brain cells watching lotr/th for the 37368298th time:
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