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kazrbrekkr · 2 years
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The evacuation prep poster is done! This poster is designed primarily with wildfires in mind, but the tips can apply to preparing for any much any disaster.
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[[Image ID: A poster including a layered graphic showing what items to have ready to prepare for evacuating your home based on how much warning you have that you need to evacuate. The inner, red, level is labeled "No Warning." The next, orange, level is labeled "Less Than an Hour." The next, yellow, level is labeled "More Than an Hour." The final, green, level is labeled "General Preparedness." The items associated with each level and the text are included below. /end ID.]]
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Evacuation Prep:
As the world changes, it is important to be prepared to safely and efficiently evacuate your home, potentially with little or no warning. Preparing ahead of time can help to reduce stress and anxiety, and help you evacuate safely if the time comes.
Red Level (No Warning): People | Pets | Keys. Human life matters most. If you can't rescue your pets, let them out to give them their best chance. If evacuating by car, don't forget your keys.
Orange Level (Less Than an Hour): Crucial Meds | Important Papers | Money | Paper Map | Pet Vaccination Records. Crucial meds and medical equipment. Papers including passports, birth certificates, medical records, etc.. Multiple forms of payment. Paper map with marked evac routes in case of signal loss. Phone. Most evac centers require vaccine records for pets to be allowed in.
Yellow Level (More Than an Hour): Photos | Hard Drives | Computers | Chargers | Irreplaceable Items | OTC Meds | Pet Supplies | Pet Food | Clothes | Weather Gear. Family photos. Hard drives and computers. Make digital backups ahead of time. Charging cords. Irreplaceable items such as collectibles and mementos. Over the counter medical supplies such as Aspirin and tampons. Pet supplies such as bowls, crates, toys, and litter. Pet food and treats. Clothes. If you are running out of time grab your laundry basket. Weather gear if needed.
Green Level (General Preparedness): Food | Water | Radio | N95 Masks | Multitool | Power Pack | Gas | Stove + Fuel | Flashlight | Toiletries | Emergency Contact Info | Bedding | First Aid | Can Opener. Easy prep, shelf-stable food. Water. Battery powered/rechargeable NOAA weather radio. N95 masks for smoke. A multitool. Rechargeable power pack for phones. Keep your car at least partially fueled at all times. Portable stove and fuel for cooking food without power. Flashlight and spare batteries. Toiletries including hair products, toothbrush and paste, etc.. Emergency contact info for friends and loved ones. Spare pillows and blankets. Dedicated first aid kit. Can opener.
Save yourself time and stress by preparing an evacuation bag ahead of time and keep it in an easy to access place. At the end of every season rotate out the perishable items within such as food, water, and medications. The more you can keep in the bag, the more time you'll have to grab everything else. Remember, it is okay if you can't do everything. Some preparation is better than no preparation.
If you are in the U.S.A. and experiencing disaster related anxiety call the Disaster Distress Hotline at 1-800-985-5990 for support and resources.
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kazrbrekkr · 3 years
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idk if you already know this poem but i think you'll like backwards by warsan shire
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kazrbrekkr · 3 years
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me: i’ll cross that bridge when i get to it *immediately gets to it* ah,
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kazrbrekkr · 3 years
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I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent the past two decades of his career being alternately beaten up and objectified playing an action hero with no personality. Would you like to please put on a shirt and an incomprehensible vaguely Texan accent and flex your character acting dark comedy muscles as well as your pecs for a while. And he’s like BOY WOULD I and they made a work of art. Also love that they put Chris Evans in sweaters. Get your beefcakes then dress them nice make them soft and give them some bonkers character work to do it’s what cinema needs more of
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kazrbrekkr · 3 years
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i can’t believe all the mi theories were like “declan’s gonna go apeshit” “feral declan arc” “declan burn down the barns” and then he was just like :) i’m happy :) i love schedules and my cute silly little boston life :) jordan lets get married :) i’m so happy ronan is old and responsible enough to handle himself oh hi adam wait ronan is what
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kazrbrekkr · 3 years
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now that mister impossible is officially out we can finally talk about the fact that “he liked how he looked on her arm” is THE horniest line ever put to paper
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kazrbrekkr · 3 years
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“you told me you wanted to be a farmer.” “you remember that?”
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kazrbrekkr · 4 years
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An Intimate Interchange
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: George Weasley x Reader
Warnings: This is smut and its fluffy
Request: Could you do a George Weasley smut where you’re both staying at the Burrow and need to be quiet so you don’t get caught? Thanks!
Word Count: 1.6k
A/N: I wasn’t gonna write today because I got Skyrim for my switch but I noticed that there are 1,200 of you people following me now so this is my little thank you…in the form of smut :)
The fire crackled as the wind blew past, the logs shifting and burning to crisp as the minutes slowly crept by. Tonight was the last night before you would all be leaving for Hogwarts the following day, everyone sat around the fire laughing and sharing stories not knowing what this school year would bring.
Tonight was also your last night of what was a thin slice of freedom, for the past few nights you had gotten away with staying the night in George’s room and sharing his bed with him. You weren’t fully sure how, maybe Mrs. Weasley was too concerned with the others to notice you sneaking to Georges room or maybe it was a mixture of your sweet and innocent reputation along with you keeping George from creating trouble that made her turn the blind eye.
Whatever it was you didn’t care to question, Ginny didn’t mind not having yet another person crammed into her room and Fred didn’t mind either, as long as you guys promised no funny business which you managed to keep until tonight. Tomorrow night you would be forced to sleep in separate rooms with charms in place to keep it that way, although breakable it wasn’t worth the hassle most of the time.
You were listening to a story Hermione was telling when you felt George’s hand rest on your thigh. He already had his left hand wrapped around your back to your waist as your right side leaned against him. But he moved his right hand from your knee slowly up your thigh until it disappeared under your summer dress and hid his face in your neck whispering in your ear.
“You know we have one night left.”
“I know, but we promised Fred we wouldn’t.”
“Yeah, while he was in the room, look how many marshmallows are left he isn’t leaving until he’s eaten them all and you know it.” He giggled slightly his breath tickling your neck.
“Mhm, but we would get caught, your parents are still inside.”
“We will just have to be quiet, you think you can manage that?”
You were glad the dark of the night was hiding this intimate interchange between the two of you, only a flash of the fire reflecting on your faces just barely.
“I’m sure I can manage, but can you?” You teased grabbing his hand and removing it from under your dress.
While the attention was directed at Hermione you snuck out of the large circle, well it wasn’t circular at all and luckily you were sort of to the back making it easier to go unnoticed.
You continued to hold George’s hand as you stopped and he looked at you, waiting to see if you had changed your mind.
Harry’s invisibility cloak, which he had been using as a blanket had fallen to his feet, he had fallen asleep about half an hour ago. ”We should grab that.” You said ducking down to quickly grab it and hide both you and George underneath it. “I think I’m starting to rub off on you.” He complimented but you turned it around.”Not yet, we haven’t even gotten to your room yet.”
As you walked inside Mrs. Weasley was sat on the couch reading a book while you noticed Mr. Weasley trying to read a muggle newspaper shaking it wondering if it was broken because the pictures weren’t moving.
The only sound in the house was the dishes washing themselves in the kitchen so you had to be very quiet. George wrapped his arms around you and lifted you up after he silently closed the door, he slid his shoes off leaving him in just socks and made his way past his parents effortlessly. Until he reached the stairs, the tall creaky stairs that you had to go all the way to the top on. This would be easier seeing as it was only his footsteps now, you lifted off the ground. You watched him struggle to be silent stopping halfway when he hit a particularly creaky stair.
“What was that? Are the kids inside?”
“No, it’s their last night they aren’t going to bed anytime soon, too excited I recon. It’s probably just that cat running around or something.” Molly just hummed in response and you let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding. When you arrived at Georges room you turned to throw Harry’s cloak in Ron’s room and quietly entered George’s.
He placed you quietly on the bed and hovered over top of you kissing your lips tenderly but quickly moving on to your neck and removing your dress not knowing how much time you had left and not wanting to waste a second.
He effortlessly snuck his hands underneath you and undid your bra throwing it across the room and landing on Freds’ bed.
“Don’t forget to move that after, he won’t be happy finding that.” You said giggling as he bit and sucked on your nipple tickling you slightly.
“Not worried about it.” He smirked kissing near your collar bone and sucking harshly leaving a mark.
“George!” You whispered trying to sound angry.
“What, I lined it up perfectly so your house robes will cover half of it.”
“Half of it is not enough.”
“Just enough so people get the idea.”
“Oh the idea that I’m yours or that you’re getting laid.” You teased pulling him down to kiss your lips again.
“Maybe a bit of both actually.”
You just giggled quietly as he pulled his own shirt over his shoulders, you quickly moved your hands placing them against his chest admiring the soft feeling of his skin on yours.
He smiled timidly at you admiring him and you took the lead unbuttoning his pants and pulling them down, his hard length resting against his stomach dripping with pre cum already.
The past few days had been hard, sleeping so close and pressed up against him, he woke up hard every morning and you felt bad when he couldn’t even do anything about it because there was no getting a moment to yourself in the Burrow recently.
He eagerly pulled down your panties and slid two fingers in kissing your neck still hovering above you. You wrapped your fingers around him, slowly jerking your hand making him buck his hips against you and then he pressed himself against you completely stopping your hand from moving while he continued to push his fingers in and out of you, thumb circling your clit gently.
“Best not do that, I’ve been real patient.” He whispered, his breath now hot on your neck, you looked at his face which was flushed red from your actions and he granted you a small grin which he replaced with a smirk as he removed his fingers making you moan.
“Hey, you said you could be quiet? Do I need to stop?” He asked teasingly.
“No, no no I’m good I can be quiet please.” You pleaded looking into his eyes and he just chuckled.
He slid inside of you wrapping your legs around his waist and thrusting slightly but stopping when the bed moved making a noise, he let his head fall into your neck in defeat. You kissed his face reassuringly.
“You will just have to be slow, hold the headboard so the bed doesn’t move.” You said wrapping your arms around his back and pulling him encouraging him to move. He listened and slowly thrusted into you, letting out a groan that he held in by biting his tongue.
“Gimme that.” You said smiling referring to his tongue, he happily obliged and met your mouth with his, you moaned and groaned into each other’s mouths hushing and swallowing the noises as not to get caught.
He thrusted slowly, accidently biting on your lip every now and then, he bit extra hard as you squeezed around him, it didn’t take long for him to come undone, coming inside of you and reaching a hand down to circle your clit bringing you into a state of ecstasy, your vision blurring as you held George tight against you.
He stopped for a minute to kiss you lovingly, pulling out and bringing the blanket up to cover the both of you. You cuddled up against him feeling completely at bliss until you heard the door open and saw a tired looking Fred come in and go straight for his bed and that’s when you remembered about your bra. You brought a hand up to your mouth hiding your laugh.
“We had one rule.” Fred groaned, sounding both tired and annoyed as he lifted up your bra by the strap holding it it the air.
“Oh don’t be so grumpy Fred, That’s a bra, don’t worry you will have to deal with one of those someday.” George Teased his twin trying to push him further.
“I already have and you and I both know this!” He said loudly defending himself.
“Oh Fred We know you have, I’m sorry I lost track of my clothing. Ignore George.”
“I try to.” He said as he tossed you your bra to which George jumped up to catch and you grabbed at the sheets to cover yourself and Fred’s’ eyes widened at almost seeing you naked.
“Okay I’m going to bed, please stop being naked.”
“Goodnight Fred.” You laughed as George wrapped his arm around you kissing you quietly giving you his shirt to wear as you pulled your underwear on.
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kazrbrekkr · 4 years
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DAILY REMINDER
DRINK SOME FUCKING WATER
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kazrbrekkr · 4 years
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underrated harry potter scenes: [1/14]
He closed his eyes at her touch, and hated himself for wishing that what she said was true: that Dumbledore had really cared.
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kazrbrekkr · 5 years
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Important details about the Marvel-Sony deal that nobody seems to be mentioning:
Sony does not make ANY money from the movies with Spider-Man in them that are not branded Spider-Man movies, they got no money from Civil War, Infinity War or Endgame, likewise, Marvel didn’t get much from Homecoming and Far From Home
Sony pays for 100% of the Spider-Man movies, they pay to make the movies, while Marvel takes a creative lead and makes most/all of the choices on what happens in the movies
So, when people say ‘Marvel made those movies and Sony just slapped their name on them’ that is not true, Marvel did not pay a penny to make those movies, Sony’s the one that paid the bills to make those movies, it’s just that people from Marvel were involved in making the movie, so Marvel, as a company, got to slap their name on the movie
The deal was only ever for five movies (so, Civil War, Homecoming, Infinity War, Endgame and Far From Home), so the deal was up, and then Marvel came in with idiotic demands and that’s what caused the new deal to dissolve
We also don’t know 100% if this means no Spider-Man in the MCU, the only thing we know is that, as of right now, Marvel/Kevin Feige will not be taking a creative lead in Spider-Man movies, that does not mean Spider-Man is banned from the MCU, maybe it does, but we have no idea
Also, they’re probably still negotiating, so Sony might end up taking a deal, especially since idiots everywhere are berating them for not letting Disney be greedy (which is what Disney wants)
Also, lots of people are saying that Marvel helped Sony make their highest-grossing movie ever, which, while true, only surpassed Sony’s last highest-grossing movie by $2 million (and, since both those movies went above $1 billion, that means it’s only roughly 0.2% higher), so them then asking for 50% of future Spider-Man movies is asking quite a lot, since that would mean roughly a half billion dollar loss on Sony’s part per movie, and they’re supposed to be okay with that because Marvel helped them make $2 million more on this one movie than they’ve made before? None of the Spider-Man movies that Sony has ever made pulled in less than half of what Far From Home made
So, basically, what happened is this: Marvel, coming off the heels of making the number one highest-grossing movie in cinematic history (which Sony got no money from even though their characters were in the movie), and also having 5 of the top 6 highest-grossing movies of 2019 (the 1 they don’t have being Spider-Man: Far From Home), came to Sony and said ‘fuck you buddy we want 50% of the profits from your movies because we don’t have enough money,’ Sony said ‘how about we stick to our original deal?’ and then Marvel decided they wouldn’t help Sony make Spider-Man movies anymore, probably because they figure that it’ll lead to them being able to squeeze more money out of Sony. How the fuck is Sony the bad guy here in anybody’s eyes?
DISNEY IS BEING GREEDY STOP ENABLING THEM.
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kazrbrekkr · 5 years
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I love you all! So much!!
ALREADy said this in our gc but IT’S FANFIC AUTHOR APPRECIATION DAY and I just wanna appreciate my dear dear DEAR friends who I love wholeheartedly. Each and every one of them so much!!!! I’m overflowing with love and admiration for my friends and it shows. The reason I get anything done ever is thanks to their unconditional support!!
@niffleurs @diggorysghost @carolinesbookworld @siriuslyimmoony @moonynprongs @theboywhocriedlupin @fortisfiliae @finnofamerica @bluemadcnna @blimey-ron @theseuscmander @wizardwritings@jamcspotters @kabeswaters @dyngflwrs
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kazrbrekkr · 5 years
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I love the weirdly specific rules that go with answering a riddle. Like, “I Have Two Eyes But I Cannot See: What Am I?” And the answer’s supposed to be the word ‘iridescent’ because ‘two *i*’s’ right, but like. Why can’t the answer be like… A guy with really bad cataracts. Someone wearing a blindfold. My uncle’s dog. Like why does it gotta be deep
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kazrbrekkr · 5 years
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no offence but we can run down the streets (with stars in our eyes) we can tear down this town (in the dark of the night) we can open the door (we got time on our side) WE CAN MAKE IT OUT ALIVE 
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kazrbrekkr · 5 years
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fred: hey do you know anyone who can teach me how to play the trumpet
ron: why
fred: i wanna wander around the dungeons and annoy the slytherins
harry: technically you don’t actually need to know how to play it for that
fred: you have opened my eyes, harry
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kazrbrekkr · 5 years
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Shawn Mendes:
The gc: HOLY FUCK!!!
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kazrbrekkr · 5 years
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Do you ever hear the reason someone ships certain characters and you get really sad because it’s obvious they’ve never had a meaningful friendship in their life? “Friends don’t mourn each other like that!” “Friends don’t hug each other so often!” “Friends don’t hold eye contact for that long!” You’ve never experienced platonic love in your life, huh?
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