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to get a popular post you need a lot of followers
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True Story
So I am absolutely unable to tell when people are flirting with me or if they like me probably because of my cripplingly low self-esteem hahaha
So when I was 17 I was at a basketball tournament and this dude and his squad called me over after I finished my game and this dude asked me for my number
and I was all ‘????’ and then I was like ‘oH he’s asking for my basketball number!’ keep in mind we usually have our jersey numbers on the front of our uniforms too but for some reason this one didn’t so I was like ‘oh I’ll turn around and show him’
I didn’t even realize how savage me turning my back on him, showing him my jersey number, and immediately walking away would be
His bros were laughing so hard at him
TBH I didn’t even know what I did until I walked back to my mom
who saw everything
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I’m freezing to death outside and the only thing keeping me alive is being horny
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