I was debating pre- and post- smartphone existentialism with an older gentleman today and he stopped part way through and said “Why are you a security guard? Why aren’t you teaching this at some college somewhere?” And I didn’t know what to say so I went with “Well I used to make art but nobody pays an artist”

old miscellaneous media × dcmk postings becayse why not :3

Oh no. It's started.

Guys, my posts are written with the furthest intention from this. I ship these cousins. They fuck in my reality.

i have eaten so many failed ‘I’ pretzels that i have a tummy ache

Recently got reminded of Rachel's super gross keyhole art from Detective Conan's second volume. It pains me that she got this treatment, but more importantly, why does she get to be the only one?

Here's Kogoro in the exact same pose, for Gender Equality (tm)

reblog for sample size !!

i hate when people call marcille a girlfailure btw like SHE ISNT. and shes not a ”girlboss” either. this is a neurotic and Permanently On The Edge of a Breakdown overachiever late 20s virgin just out of her phd program with permanently shaky hands from an addiction to overly sugary coffee and a deep desire to be crushed to death under falins giant jugs no matter the cost. the only thing shes ever ”failed” at is going to theraphy

Can you explain this gap in your blog history

I'm so sorry, Marcille, that none of these people have good fashion taste

Dungeon Meshi chaps. 88 + 89

I wanted to edit that audio but ngl im lazy 😭 BUT DAMN NO HESITATION

Possibly a gameboy sp, but does look more like a ds.... either way this timeline is lovely.

wait sorry just noticed the kid with the ds (??) in this panel. Love the nonexistent time setting of detco <3

Me: *reading comics in a random order* damn, these timelines are confusing :/

Since I did a Hakukai version already, I feel obligated to do a HeiShin version 😅😅😅

Our protagonist boys and their respective obsessive fans

Hakukai ver here

cant stop wont stop

It is inherently fun and sexy to say statements that swap the traditional genders of pronouns and terms mid-statement, such as: "I'm going to make him my wife" "She's my boyfriend" "Who says a guy can't be a pretty princess?" "That girl's the coolest dude I've ever met" "She's a madman who has to be stopped" "It's not his fault he's a material girl" Gender is a set of watercolors and the prettiest shades come from mixing the paints together.