stim cat collision

story behind this audio: i was on the tf2 wiki, clicking random page, as one does on a wiki, when i landed on the item called "texas half-pants." this item has a voice line at the top of its wiki page. there is a link that says "click to listen" to this audio clip, which i assumed would bring up an audio player or at least take me to a separate page to listen to the audio in my browser. instead, it automatically downloaded the sound clip to my computer. i was laughing at this, saying, "this is on my computer now, great," and i clicked on the file to open it, thinking it would play it in whatever media player i had set as default. it did play…but apparently my default music player was set to itunes. so it opened itunes, added the clip to my itunes library, played the clip, and THEN started playing the next song in the queue, which was coconut mall from mario kart wii. so this is what i experienced just now.

izutsumiiiiiiii. kitby

manga shops are all like yeah weve got manga. volumes 2,5, and 4 copies of 9

everywhere i go everyone compliments me on the particle cannons i attached to my body. they say things like "those look effective against armored targets, and also very precise" and then i blush cutely and obliterate a scrap car

It's time

AA IK IM LATE !!!!!!

but this took me Soo long !! here they r tho :33c

so shocked was I that I could not find an existing side-by-side that the lord compelled me

oh to attend the homestuck cafe

researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible

Bad news: Sadly, due to me being preoccupied IRL, I do not have time for a long form halloween special this year.

Worse news: I made this instead