we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

also them (((: ?

flipping burgers is one of the most honourable professions u can be in. literally everyone likes burgers

I love baseball

Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.

” I don’t go here but…” is such a cool tag to get idc idc. You don’t know what I’m talking about but you like it anyways? Let’s make out

Seeing these two posts back to back makes me wonder how long it'll be before Brennan attacks Sam with a halberd

Jet from atla is so funny bc like, he's fighting zuko and taunting him being like "bet you wanna use some fire instead of those swords, dont u fireboy" which is a funny thing to say to a guy who is clearly very eager to fight using swords

oh fuck *falls back into old habits* *screen fades to black* *level loading* TIP: your belief that you are incapable of changing for the better will become a self fulfilling prophecy if left unchallenged

Election next year. Now's a great time to join the Greens and help their campaign. With your help they can reduce the amount of landlords in parliament by replacing them with Greens MPs instead and we can finally start addressing the housing crisis.

god I just. love ruthlessness as a character trait so much. sexy sexy sexy

Me: Exercise does not cause weight loss. This is a fact that has been demonstrated so robustly in research that even doctors, who hate and fear evidence, are grudgingly starting to admit this.

Someone reading that post: Cool, but have you considered that exercise leads to weight loss?

Me: I am going to eat you