yall my crush called me "a bad lesbian" am I cooked?
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happy pride month
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this scared my cat so bad he bigged his tail about it
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Blorbo from my mind<3
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he is reading the gay news
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WHAT IF MOTHIVA HAD AN EMO PHASE WHEN SHE WAS A KID
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THE PROPHECY IS TRUE
Trans girl: Call me Olive.
Trans guy who needs to 1-up everyone around him: Oh yeah? Call me Oliver!
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🦀
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nothing scaryer then a loved one being able to hold what your scared of
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I have achieved perfection
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need to play family feud with anyone who's ever witnessed me to figure out what's wrong with me
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woop tumblr wigit doesn't work
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i know Emperor Kuzco was the poster child of bratty unreasonable behavior, but the whole NO TOUCHY! NO TOUCHY. NO TOUCH thing? a completely fair and measured reaction to being touched unexpectedly by a casual acquaintance, i'm siding with him on this
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If neurotypicals are so good at picking up hints, why do they never seem to notice you leaning away when they try to touch you?
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girls after withstanding a lifetime of perpetual trauma
girls after they break their favorite mug that costs 69¢
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[Why be mediocre when you can be amazingly, violently well-dressed?]
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