“I do too, yeah. Anyways, how’ve you been?”
“Well, I’m glad you are feeling better from all that sleep.”
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“I do, yes. Insanely? Nah, I’d say average babe.”
“Don’t pretend you don’t already. However, I do object—I’m a perfectly sane twenty-four year old, insanely hot, kickass, heroic fireman—except when I get days off. But you knew that already.”
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“Yeah okay, then it makes sense.”
“I was high as fuck.”
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“I doubt it to be honest.”
“But if someone really famous wore them, they’d be right back in style. Maybe I’d be the first person on trend.”
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“Definitely.”
“It’s a good thing you got it then! I’m sure you’re feeling better.”
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“Of course.”
“As usual you are such a sweetheart.”
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“Well, I should’ve actually gotten up earlier so.. Oh well.”
“I mean, I would definitely be celebrating.”
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“Yeah well-- I needed it.”
“I don’t think I’ve ever slept past nine ever, I can’t believe you hit fourteen!”
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“Holy fuck, how!?”
“Fourteen? My longest was twenty-two. My roommates thought I died.”
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“Saltine cracker-- really? But yeah people can be bitter about stupid stuff, so sure there are probably a few that are just jealous. Hm, not really to be honest, I personally don’t really see the appeal of getting in some coffin like thing to get tan, but I spend a fair amount of time outside so I guess that helps a little bit.”
“I think they’re jealous that I don’t look like a saltine cracker. Instead I look like a slightly longer toasted saltine cracker, y’know? What about you? I’m sure you do a little tanning or something right?”
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“Okay maybe I should just start worrying about you instead.”
“Treat yo’ self. Hashtash YOLO, poop emoji.”
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“Pfff, no! Did it really-- nooo!”
“Why would I lie?”
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“School, got exams coming up so I’ve been studying die hard to be honest.”
“What made you so tired?”
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“I think I just broke my record of hours of sleep in one go. Fourteen hours, I don’t know if I should be celebrating that or just be very worried about myself.”
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Emilio: Should I be worried that I accidentally watched an episode of My Little Pony and actually enjoyed it? I don't wanna be a brony.
Kat: Probably, yes... Even I am worried right now.
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Cal: You're going to hell for sure now.
Kat: I thought that was already established?
Kat: Wait, who are you?
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“Uh uh, of course that happened Jackson. Please continue telling me more bullshit.”
There I was in the supermarket minding my own business. Then all of a sudden some lady came up to me and said I’ve got the look. Whatever that means. She gave me her card and apparently she’s a modeling agent.
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