Any of my followers extradimensional? Can u help this guy out? He's not even supposed to be here.

u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

im just someones weird mutual

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"what if i'm misinterpreting this character whose only discernable character traits and motives are being impossible to interpret" and other rational fears

if i'm being absolutely completely totally honest i think that "it wasn't you" doesn't go far enough in absolving someone of the guilt of being the subject of a brainwashing or mind control plot. because at the end of the day, it was you. it was your body, your mind, potentially even your soul, being stripped of its autonomy, intimately violated and turned against you as much as anyone else. it's a kind of assault, and should be treated as such, especially in more mature narratives. i think that "it wasn't your fault" and "your shame at being made helpless and unable to control your own body and mind's involuntary responses is understandable, but you are not in any way irredeemable or unforgivable because of what was done to you" are also necessary reassurances. and i think that there should be lingering resentment in spite of words of forgiveness and miscommunication and long-term post-traumatic consequences also.

"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

It's funny how a silly fictional character can come into your life and then take over your entire brain chemistry

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

new favorite meme

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

I wish I was a Lordran girl. I would eat Dung Pies and Purple Moss Clumps. I would let the Gargoyles fly me to Anor Londo every day and Walk into the Abyss every night. I would run through the lava of Lost Izalith and sink in the swamp of Blighttown. I would spend my weekends throwing prism stones in Crystal Cave and even visit the coast of Ash Lake.

I wish I was a Lordran girl :(