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reblog to pet the sad cat
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us <3
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My Life as a Teenage Robot
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hey im free later if you wanna like get married or merge souls or something
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i know its so scary but if the meat that you put in your stainless steel pan is sticking dont move it. you shouldn’t move it. i know youre so scared that its going to go all wrong and that youll have to clean up meat stuck the pan but i promise you just wait. dont move it. lower the heat. give it more time. its going to be okay.
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If my silly levels get too low I die
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my career advice isn't "do what you love" it's "do what will give you the most money without making you want to kill yourself"
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Not to be greedy but I want
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I am too much while also always being never enough
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i should be allowed to kill myself when im on my period and then come back to life later
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