"who wore it better?"

Neil: *staring non-stop at Andrew*

Jean: *not so subtle and looking at Jeremy every chance he got*

Kevin: If I were attracted to a blonde man, I'd keep that to myself.

Obnoxious little junkie

Yet we still love him 🧡

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Hannah Einbinder ruthlessly trolling us all. 

Listen. I understand why fic writers often have Post Canon Twinyards have a relationship that is limited to like "we only see each other on holidays and send one obligatory 'you alive?' text per month" but like

Aaron was faster and 'Did he touch you?' and joint sessions with Bee kinda convince me that Post Canon Twinyards have a pretty decent relationship. Maybe they aren't hanging out every weekend and sipping mimosas while chatting about their spouses but like,,,

One fic I read had them having One Obligatory Family Dinner every month and semi-regular texts and collaborating holiday trips to Germany. Sure they were still bitches and assholes who argued and pressed buttons still too tender to poke in polite company which never stopped them from poking anyway, but like-

Come on. Aaron and Andrew are brothers. Yes by blood, but more importantly by choice. A lot of those choices weren't the best ones, sure. But they made them and they kept making them despite despite despite

The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb, and the Twinyards emerged and almost drowned from the water but still gripped each other with raw and bloodied fingers and that's why I believe in Wholesome Twinyards Supremacy

Neil is his lil snack snack

I don’t know if you all realize how often I think about @02511213942 ‘s art and specifically the “Aaron and Neil were friends first” lol. Neil brought snacks for the study session

(I do know there’s a fic about the topic out there as well but I.. don’t read fic much so 025’s was my intro the au train of thought and I fell in love with it. Andrew’s throwback memory is their art from the above linked post and the whole thing is worth seeing again even if you’ve already seen it 😂💕)

Anyway Aaron, new counterargument: what if Neil brought Andrew a little treat tho

Imagine Andrew and Neil with the dorm to themselves one Friday night and they decide to lock the door and get a little bit drunk together bc it's college and instead of the boring, solemn, quiet night in they think they're gonna have they become tiny little agents of chaos and bad ideas who feed off of each other and wreak havoc on the tower

Neil is about to go skipping home to Andrew like “babe 🥰💖 guess what I did in LA 😉” and it’s putting a hit out on a rapist

Boss can i go home early some shit is happening in my fandom and im a pretty active person in the community so my presence is needed

Idk what to say other than trans neil ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

also in my head Andrew and Renee are the type of friend who go "exactlyyyy" at everything the other says/does

what do you mean this isn't what happened in tsc

if the twinyards weren't identical i guarantee you we would never know what aaron looked like. neil josten simply does not care that much

who the FUCK is out here doing it like david fucking wymack. bitch has a reputation for the most dysfunctional college team in the country and he wears that sticker with PRIDE. encourages his team by saying hey when we lose we can all get drunk and they win and get drunk anyway. signs some random kid from arizona because a national champion said he was a good idea, let said random kid crash on his couch whilst he proceeded to antagonize everybody he met and then simultaneously pulled the whole team together. fantastic news for wymack. but jokes on you brother that random is actually the son of a serial killer. no fucking reaction. drove to columbia because his national champion called him, didn't break a sweat when his pre-med backliner killed a guy, and at least 3 other people on his team are confirmed murderers. he drives them everywhere and breaks out the line 'fight because you don't know how to die quietly. win because you don't know how to lose'. who the fuck is doing it like david wymack

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This will never NOT be funny