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THREE MONTHS TIL 2020 I CANT BELIEVE IM ALIVE FOR THIS
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In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive
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a trio of witches and their familiars
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me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive
someone: you’re stupid
me: Einstein Wants What I Have
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I love fat cats that get picked up and look kind of alarmed about it as if their magnificent girth could have prevented this sort of injustice
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me: tries to sign into my google account
google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this
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me: you know women are allowed to not like men back
television writers:
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havent been able to stop thinking about this bear for days
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“next year’s 2020″ : not terrible
“this decade ends in 2 months” : bad
“1980 was nearly 40 years ago” : somehow the worst thing i’ve ever read
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So I’ve never understood the concept of 13 year old dating, like when I was thirteen my biggest concern was whether the latest episode of Naruto was going to be subtitled.
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THEY OWN ME
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Yep
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porn bot adding a virus link to my post: basic. expected. pedestrian. predictable.
porn bot replying to my post with a single, cryptic word: infinitely more eerie and menacing
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