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kankurette · 10 hours

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"Di Zerbi? I would" - Pep Guardiola 2024

Roberto De Zerbi is top, a pioneer, on par with the elites, he is the Mona Lisa, the Venus di Milo, the Fighting Temeraire, the light to my shade, the wind beneath my wings, one of those really pretty blue and pink sunsets, Tangy's ACNH glow up, the whiskers on the most beautiful Ragdoll, a gif set of Alessio Tacchinardi holding a pen, the first time you heard Carrion, Marmite pasta, Romy Schneider just about wearing a shawl, an autumnal sense of melancholy, an Assouline travel book still sealed with a Net a Porter ribbon that you're too afraid to open. He is "Jonestown but make it Scouse", the vibes of "if Alex does it I do it", the human embodiment of John Whaite's heaven and hell cake.

He is not like the other boys (born somewhere between 1977 and 1983, sort of Iberian/Mediterranean, nice cashmere sweater with a progressive, high line, pressing, pretty triangles style). Nuh uh.

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kankurette · 10 hours

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You’re invited

#art

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kankurette · 13 hours

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You win one derby against a Liverpool side shitting the bed and the result is people posting 'I'd take Dyche over Martinez' on r/Everton. I mean, they're both bald, they're both Cancerians and they both look like cats, but other than that they don't have much in common.

I mean, Everton were genuinely great last night but let's not get silly here. Everton were winless for what, three months under Dyche? And these guys haemorrhaged six goals against a bang average Chelsea side just over a week ago. That's up there with the horrible 4-0 derby in 2016 and Liverpool were a far better side than the current Chelsea one.

#fc disappointment #everton dars on social media

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kankurette · 17 hours

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Wayne Rooney's resemblance to a bulldog is increasing.

#berlderg #footballers who look like animals #spud faced gerontophile

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kankurette · 20 hours

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Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

#dragonbollocks

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kankurette · 21 hours

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Billie Joe Armstrong sent Everton a message of congratulations after their Derby win and, I'm guessing, Sean Dyche mentioning that he loves Green Day.

The funny thing is, I play Holiday whenever the useless twats win (and Tori Amos' Take to the Sky when Wednesday win). Makes me wonder if Tori's going to come out as an Owl now.

#time for tea #that other team #this is a thing that happened

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kankurette · 1 day

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Pisces boys. Blue fish is happy. Red fish is not.

#that other team #time for tea #jordan pickford: the thin kevin pressman

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kankurette · 1 day

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"I OWN YOU, KLOPP."

How the fuck did that happen.

#managers who look like animals #footballers who look like animals #sean dyche ruining everything again

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kankurette · 2 days

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I'm convinced the average British person is genuinely so thick that they think the 'benefits' of being a disabled person outweigh the negatives of... y'know... being disabled.

Like, I get it. Your feelings were neglected as a child, and now you can't deal with seeing those in need being seen and heard, but can you please take your shit elsewhere, love.

We're busy buzzing off our tits with the 300 quid a month we get having been neglected by the health system our whole lives while simultaneously being told we're not trying hard enough.

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kankurette · 2 days

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It's the World Championship at the moment, so here's some Snooker Players Who Look Like Animals:

Si Jiahui and a black and white kitten (currently making biscuits on head of stunned Welsh bloodhound Mark Williams)

Mark Allen and a brown rat

Last year's World Champion Luca Brecel and an Aldabra giant tortoise (he's not the only round-headed Belgian who reminds me of a tort either)

Neil Robertson and a sulphur-crested cockatoo

Mark Selby and a Malinois

#tortus #kitties #let's all do the len ganley stance #snooker players who look like animals #the jester from leicester #waffles

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Same. There is no reasoning with these people. They don't want a debate and they're not going to change their minds. Save your energy and block.

just wanted to say, good on ya for going with a simple "fuck off" to the racist. that's all they deserve tbh (that and a block).

Sometimes torn between just blocking or telling them to go fuck themselves and then blocking.

Years ago when I started this blog I would have relished in a prolonged reblog thread where I had a proper go at them. But now it’s a ‘fuck off’ and immediate block.

I recommend blocking cunts like that on sight.

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Because antisemites think acknowledging the Holocaust happened makes you a raging Zionist, it seems.

How did that random person make the assumption that you support Israel from a

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Funny screenshot?

Racists are the dumbest people alive.

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kankurette · 2 days

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