Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

"let my people go" is pretty much the most classic thing for Moses to say.

You can make a post that's like "I'm cooking peppers tonight" and somebody on here will reblog it like #cooking #peppers #bell peppers #cuisine #dinner

what if it rained pianos?

we would b flat

This machine kills AI

“Many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. And it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘What do I care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ Yes, evil often seems to surpass good. But then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. One morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. And so I must still have hope.”

— Vincent Van Gogh

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea

they are so violently miscommunicationpilled which makes them the funniest couple in fiction