I knew you when
Our common goal was waiting for the world to end
Now that the truth is just a rule that you can bend
You crack the whip, shape-shift and trick, the past again
SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD (2010) dir. Edgar Wright
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If you go to the park at 3 in the morning the cops make a whole production out of it but what the fuck else am I supposed to do at 3 in the morning?
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My brother just came back from his school hiking trip with an axe that he made out of a real deer scapula and a stick he found??? What the actual fuck. There's still cartilage hanging on to the joint
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it鈥檚 monday i鈥檓 in the labyrinth
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Dehydrated and it鈥檚 raining softly outside my job should let me go lay on my back in some grass
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The adhd urge to use parenthesis in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content)
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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"
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diagnosis: "are they mad at me" disorder
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If you're in the need for some kind of magical artifact of magic for your setting, consider Fresnel Lenses which are used in lighthouses:
These things are Alive.
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happy "everyone forgets that icarus also flew" monday. i want to throw up !
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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"
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