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Kai, he/him
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when I was in middle school my favorite movie was zombieland and I had it recorded on dvr and watched it all the time so my dad got me a DVD copy for christmas but he actually had no idea it was rated r and neither did I bc I had only ever seen the TV edit. so we pop it in on Christmas and boom stripper zombie with her rotting mammarian glands hanging out from her nipples. oh yeah cw gross shit sorry. right in front of my baby brother he was too young to remember it tho thank god
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As a scientist, Victor definitely explored Henry Clerval’s body
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Just checking....
We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
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ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing
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we can debate the ethics of rpf all day long but the bottom line that we can’t get away from is that its funny to edit black and white images of celebrities into the “rpf is fine” image with their name as the source
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was asked to make a transmasc version of the meme
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I heard reference to something about how all anime are required to have good looking cabbage because of That One Time. So simply looking up "anime cabbage" I found the source.
Some harem anime way back in the day had an episode where the characters cooked, and they animated cabbage so terribly like this it left a bad mark on the anime community forever. Apparently this is part of the reason why all food usually looks good in anime, even moreso than the regular show sometimes. With cabbage being especially well drawn.
A complaint, apparently in a paper.
The first show when released internationally was reanimated in this part.
And high quality or low quality cabbage is sometimes referenced.
I learned of this because the most recent Hologra episode has noel eating cabbage, tearing apart a fine quality cabbage into two low poly halves.
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Ugh I’m so pissed rn I wrote a stupid vent fic to cope with being sexually assaulted and now I’m being hit with the classic “that’s not even that bad, [character] is being over dramatic” comment
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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Saw this tweet foever ago n now i keep thinkin bout how making any character ever Canadian is funny as fuck. Theyre all canadian now
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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
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losing it at this photo of the counts puppet not being used. literally he looks like hes just taking a nap on set or something
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