why the fuck was he kinda cooking with that bumpersticker
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Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you
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hes definitely not chicken
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i love him
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spongebob pantyshot
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hey girl *starts bleeding out all over ur bathroom floor*
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“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!
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wait guys. reblog this and tell me what the last movie you watched was. bonus points if you add a short review <333
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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How I feel posting
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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff
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Walking around the apartment going "butter dog... he's the one with the butter" in my best anime dub boy protagonist voice until my roommate kills me oppa gruesome style
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