The yearning. It has me. Save yourself.

I can't stop thinking about her. Ahhhhhhhhh.

How could this happen to me. I'm supposed to be the Cool and Composed Goth Domme, not the cute yearning Tumblr lesbian. How have I been turned into this.

A lot of people talk about the "mario timeline" i.e. placing games in chronological order, which is respectable, but currently i am thinking about how long in-universe 1 mario game is. How long is a level? You could probably bang out at least a couple smb3 levels in a day (if you were mario), but something like pendulum castle is likely an all-day affair. This is also not accounting for the times that mario has an offscreen picnic between levels, or takes a nap in a picturesque field. Food for thought.

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If you wanted to hurt someone in the most ironic way possible, one way would taking off your glasses and poking someone in the eye with them.

If you think about it.

Scirts

not a dream

does anyone ever feel like bad shit happens to you only at the same time?

like, my grandma's sink just completely fell apart the same time our washer stopped working again, our car started making weird noises and some of our electrical circuits stopped working too

like, why do all of these costly costly things have to happen all at the same time

why can't they all just like

never happen

English added by me :)

why yes I have seen tinks

it's so funny how graffiti is like a non issue that effortlessly reveals peoples' reactionary tendencies.

Did I ever tell you guys I survived a car crash in this shirt?

I don’t like being a history major anymore they’re making me write papers! I just wanna examine cool and maybe cursed ancient artifacts I don’t wanna have to examine the legacy and impact of the trinity test even thought it is a kinda cool topic and history would’ve probably been super different if it hadn’t happened and

LUM THIS IS NOT SAFE LABWEAR

How Tumblr live should’ve been