Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

Kerry: We need a distraction.

Saanvi: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Mikhael, whispering: My time has come

Kerry: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Saanvi: How am I supposed to know?

Mikhael: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Saanvi: *sighs*

Saanvi: You wouldn't be trapped.

Kerry: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Saanvi: If?

Mikhael: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.

Kerry: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Saanvi: Okay, but in my defense, Mikhael bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Kerry: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Kerry: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Saanvi: Wasn't Mikhael with you?

Mikhael: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Kerry: Saanvi, keep an eye on Mikhael today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Saanvi: Sure, I’d love to see Mikhael get punched.

Kerry: Try again.

Saanvi, sighing: I will stop Mikhael from getting punched.

Kerry: You have to apologize to Saanvi

Mikhael: Fine.

Mikhael: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

Kerry: How's the sexiest person here~?

Saanvi: I don't know, how are they~?

Kerry, flustered: I-

Mikhael, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

Kerry: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Saanvi: *turning to Mikhael* How tall are you?

Me: *hasn't done anything with this blog in years*

Also me: *fills up queue with incorrect quotes & funny posts out of the blue*

((I legitimately missed Junkenstein’s Revenge.

It’s one of the few opportunities for me to play a bunch of heroes I don’t normally (like Ashe, Hanzo, McCree, etc.), and even though I’m not skilled enough to play higher than Normal difficulty, I still love playing.))

((There is nothing more frightening than being alone on the map, miles away from your team, and hearing the beginning of an enemy Reinhardt’s charge.))

((Picked up Overwatch for the first time in a couple months to spite my depression.

Played one match and got a message thanking me for playing and being a good Mercy.

I’ve been holding onto it for actual weeks to cheer me up.

gamingdad67 on Xbox, I will now die for you.))

Cheers Love ! 

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