(Trying to flirt) if we were in a time loop together I would try to save you every time even if I knew it was futile. I would go insane for you

more book-headed characters! I need a name for them...

So python is apparently unable to handle if-statement with more than 2996 elif’s, which is fair, however, it’s really limiting my implentation of an is_even function

Any ideas on how I can work around this?

Current Mood

Once more, I bring Relatable Scribbly Content in an attempt to exorcise this Current Mood from the uncooperative brain. (1641)

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

[BAD POST]

Most attractive aspect of a woman?

Physically larger than me

ontology professor (adding another grain of sand to my enclosure): is it a pile yet

me (up to my neck in sand, struggling to breathe): I’ll never talk

ontology professor: just tell me when it becomes a pile and this can all be over

fell for the oldest trick in the book

*smashes you over the head with a potion bottle but it was a healing potion and it heals you for the exact amount of damage i dealt you* oh… uh. hm. do you think you could just lay on the floor and pretend to be unconscious

*walks into your house* its quite lovely in here i *spots a ghostly apparition* ...................well first who is that saultry little binch in the corner

Whodunit 🔍

Hello welcome to doctor office let's see what the problems

What's the least valid emotion to feel while playing cookie clicker?

safety

ok this is so stupid but i always turn to playing cookie clicker when things are going Rough 4 me. idkidk its just a silly little thing i can put my whole focus on and off of very easily. probs the single best way of grounding for me. thank u orteil ur game is singlehandedly better for me than any breathing exercise mwah mwah

i get messages like yours a lot and while i didn't intend for it i'm very glad my game gets to be useful to people that way!