mr. bonzo at a strip club was NOT on my magnus protocol bingo
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yeah thats accurate
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She's so real for this. Please Alice just 1 chance I'd treat you like the queen you are just gimme a chance-š
i haven't even listened to the episode i was just assaulted by this
this bit of the transcript and i am overcome by gayness and love for one (1) alice dyer. sam fumbled that bag fr i would never. i'd treat you so right alice baby just one chance is all i'm asking for alice pleaseā
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literally nothing could have prepared me for today's episode what the actual fuck was that
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Literally my face while watching the new tmagp episode while I'm in class
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in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. yuor arms off
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Omg how haven't I seen thisš I guess he does have a confirmed age!
This is gonna be a rant about the age discourse regarding Hobie Brown from Across The Spiderverse. I did research for this so please read before arguing with meš
(Sorry if it seems unorganized or itās worded weirdly, this is just how I tried putting my thoughts down)
Imma start this off with saying that the oversexualization of characters is a serious problem. Itās a problem with Hobie, whether he is a minor or not. Itās also a problem with Miguel but I havenāt seen many people talk about that(Iām not saying that no one is talking about it, I just haven't seen it personally). No matter what age a character is, they shouldnāt be oversexualized. Now onto the thing I wanted to talk about. The first part is just facts without my opinion and then the 2nd part is my opinion.
So Hobie was confirmed(?) to be a teenager and people are saying that that means that he is a minor. People online are equating "being a teenager" with "being a minor,ā which isnāt correct. Teens are between the ages of 13-19. People are forgetting that ages 18 and 19 are also teens, but not minors. Him being confirmed to be a teenager does not confirm him to be a minor.
āIn the movie Hobie and Gwen are hinted to have something romantic, so he must be a minor.ā Gwen is 16-17, being in a romance with someone who is 18 is entirely possible. Does not prove he is a minor.
(This is also based off Miles age cause heās 15 and sheās a bit older than him)
"Hobie has been to pubs(bars) so he must be an adult.ā
You can be any age and get into a bar in the UK, and you only have to be 16 to drink(an adult has to buy the alcohol). Does not prove that he is an adult.
None of these arguments help in figuring out his age. People argue that "you shouldn't be shipping a character that might be an adult with a minor" but you also shouldn't be sexualizing a character that might be a minor. Proving that Hobie is a minor wouldn't stop people from sexualizing him. Proving that he is an adult wouldn't stop people from shipping Punkflower/Punkchai/ Ghostpunk.
Now for my opinion:
I headcanon himĀ to be 18. Heās still a teenager, but older than the others. Because heās hinted to have something(?) with Gwen I don't think heās 19, but it was mentioned(either in an interview or in the art book, I canāt remember) that he was a bit older than the other spiders. 18 makes the most sense to me cause of that. I honestly donāt think you should be shipping or sexualizing characters without confirmed ages, but you canāt really stop people so I donāt try to.
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This is gonna be a rant about the age discourse regarding Hobie Brown from Across The Spiderverse. I did research for this so please read before arguing with meš
(Sorry if it seems unorganized or itās worded weirdly, this is just how I tried putting my thoughts down)
Imma start this off with saying that the oversexualization of characters is a serious problem. Itās a problem with Hobie, whether he is a minor or not. Itās also a problem with Miguel but I havenāt seen many people talk about that(Iām not saying that no one is talking about it, I just haven't seen it personally). No matter what age a character is, they shouldnāt be oversexualized. Now onto the thing I wanted to talk about. The first part is just facts without my opinion and then the 2nd part is my opinion.
So Hobie was confirmed(?) to be a teenager and people are saying that that means that he is a minor. People online are equating "being a teenager" with "being a minor,ā which isnāt correct. Teens are between the ages of 13-19. People are forgetting that ages 18 and 19 are also teens, but not minors. Him being confirmed to be a teenager does not confirm him to be a minor.
āIn the movie Hobie and Gwen are hinted to have something romantic, so he must be a minor.ā Gwen is 16-17, being in a romance with someone who is 18 is entirely possible. Does not prove he is a minor.
(This is also based off Miles age cause heās 15 and sheās a bit older than him)
"Hobie has been to pubs(bars) so he must be an adult.ā
You can be any age and get into a bar in the UK, and you only have to be 16 to drink(an adult has to buy the alcohol). Does not prove that he is an adult.
None of these arguments help in figuring out his age. People argue that "you shouldn't be shipping a character that might be an adult with a minor" but you also shouldn't be sexualizing a character that might be a minor. Proving that Hobie is a minor wouldn't stop people from sexualizing him. Proving that he is an adult wouldn't stop people from shipping Punkflower/Punkchai/ Ghostpunk.
Now for my opinion:
I headcanon himĀ to be 18. Heās still a teenager, but older than the others. Because heās hinted to have something(?) with Gwen I don't think heās 19, but it was mentioned(either in an interview or in the art book, I canāt remember) that he was a bit older than the other spiders. 18 makes the most sense to me cause of that. I honestly donāt think you should be shipping or sexualizing characters without confirmed ages, but you canāt really stop people so I donāt try to.
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my dear husband (the magnus protocol) is back from the war
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AHHHH NEW TMAGP EPISODE!! YIPPEE!!
I'm listening to it rnš
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i am experiencing such violent tmagp withdrawals i can feel my body shriveling up like a raisin and my brain slowly shutting down. soon i will shed my skin and lay prone on the floor in a shivering lump until the sweet sound of the most fucking terrifying intro music in existence blesses my ears once again
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WELCOME HOME SPOILERS!!
OMG YALL THE COMMERCIAL VIDEO??! THE END BIT OF IT?!?? IT'S 100% HOME OMG IVE NEVER HELD MY BREATH FOR SO LONG
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THIS IS WHAT I MEANā¬ļø
Oooughhh some of the letters are dirtyā¦ā¦ smudgedā¦.
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Welcome Home Spoilers(?)
Has anyone else noticed that some of the letters of Welcome Home at the top of the website are kinda dusty?? Like they have very faint gray spots on them. I'm thinking it could be something related to the black gooey stuff that's spreading. Or maybe just dust.
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They hate me cause I'm silly, cause I'm a strange little fellow
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