k0rdon
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cant afford to slam my penis in the car door, the bus door closes so slowly but we make do :/
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i can't believe i've witnessed several practicing veterinarians defending extreme brachycephaly by arguing that brachycephalic skulls occur naturally in several species in the wild. yeah debrah the difference is that tarsiers evolved flat faces over millions of years and humans have squished pug skulls in like 200 years. none of its insides have otherwise adapted to that shape it's all crammed in there.
look how neatly arranged and tidy the tarsier jaws are, that just isn't comparable to a longer snouted animal we have selectively bred to be very short in a fraction of the timespan.
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its always scary to me how you can just do anything like i could spend the last of my money right now to ride a train for 3 hours and then just be stuck out there and walk around until i die of exhaustion
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Just saw an adult man growl at a qr code on the wall
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stop doing coke with these jokes and come smoke crackula with dracula
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surgeon: congratulations king charles, after successfully completing surgery, your prostate cancer is gone
king charles: jolly good. but prithee tell, where is my beloved daughter-in-law?
surgeon: who do you think gave you the prostate
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my friends jerk off to more avant-garde concepts than your friends do
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via Scottie Stops Procrastinating
1 Rat Terrier, just ONE Rat Terrier killed 2501 rats in less than a day.
Meanwhile, barn cats are lucky to kill 2 rats a day.
Because they suck at ratting.
Cats prefer smaller prey and only cull 6 mice daily.
Which means they sùck at hunting mice too.
Yet, cats kill billions of small wildlife such as birds, mammals, amphibians and reptiles purely for sport. Since small fauna are easier to catch than mice/rats.
Especially baby native animals.
Normalize using dogs for responsible pest control.
They are efficient without destroying local ecosystems.
I am strongly against barn cats. This link is pro barn cats, but Im only sharing it to confirm how many mice a single cats kills. Which is a WHOPPING six mice.
Toxoplasma gondii Infection and Toxoplasmosis in Farm Animals: Risk Factors and Economic Impact
Epidemiology of Sarcocystis Neurona Infections in Domestic Cats (Felis domesticus) and Its Association With Equine Protozoal Myeloencephalitis (EPM) Case Farms and Feral Cats From a Mobile Spay and Neuter Clinic
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genuinely cannot stress enough how finding a faggot or maybe even two that get you. it will take you far in life it will literally save you
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how to become commander of friend group
how to establish political control of friendgroup
friend group organisational structure google
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literally obsessed with the design of blobjects
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