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k-laconia-bug1 · 1 day

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*slowly walks in*

So uh anyone wanna talk about the possibility

Of Addams Family MaoMao

I mean it would be a wonderfully spooky and cookey

Not to mention the Jinshi meeting MaoMao family

#the apothecary diaries #apothecary diaries #the addams family #maomao #jinshi

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k-laconia-bug1 · 7 days

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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k-laconia-bug1 · 23 days

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Jaskier but it's modern times and he's a sales associate

Boss "and this is how you do this and this"

Jaskier internal dialog *what the fuck position and I'm about to take? I've been in my position for 2 years please don't be making me assistant manger or anything else I don't want paperwork why am I learning paperwork*

5 hours later Jaskier venting"GERALT PLEASE I DONT WANNA DO THIS"

Geralt tired of everything "just come here"

Jaskier on the phone with a scammer "I'm just- sorry dear I can't hear you" *can hear him crystal clear*

#geralt x jaskier #jaskier witcher #witcher geralt #geralt #geraskier

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k-laconia-bug1 · 25 days

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Pin for survivors

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k-laconia-bug1 · 25 days

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BOOP

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

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k-laconia-bug1 · 1 month

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Let me say I was genuinely having a horrible day and this cheered me up so much just reading the tags of your reblog put me in a much better mood

So, as thanks, take these memes I drew that my friend will use in any context

Adhd Jaskier

Geralt has quickly learned you can not give Jaskier to many options of food to eat because he will stare at it in confusion and not eat any of of it

He will turn to Jaskier and only give him 2 options and he has to do it when Jaskier distracted "Stew or Roast"

Jaskier Mutters out "Stew" as he takes care of his Lute

Jaskier at kaer morhen accidentally hyper fixating on cleaning the entire keep

He doesn't want to think about fire Fucker and he doesn't have a Lute to keep his mind and His head won't let him focus on a book so he sees the Keep needs a little love and he just kinda hyper focus on cleaning forgetting to eat or hydrate

Geralt comes and grabs him and forces him to sit down and eat

And it's not until Jaskier has finished his food does he realize everything hurts and every sounds seem to be to loud it hurts his ears

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k-laconia-bug1 · 1 month

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Adhd Jaskier

Geralt has quickly learned you can not give Jaskier to many options of food to eat because he will stare at it in confusion and not eat any of of it

He will turn to Jaskier and only give him 2 options and he has to do it when Jaskier distracted "Stew or Roast"

Jaskier Mutters out "Stew" as he takes care of his Lute

Jaskier at kaer morhen accidentally hyper fixating on cleaning the entire keep

He doesn't want to think about fire Fucker and he doesn't have a Lute to keep his mind and His head won't let him focus on a book so he sees the Keep needs a little love and he just kinda hyper focus on cleaning forgetting to eat or hydrate

Geralt comes and grabs him and forces him to sit down and eat

And it's not until Jaskier has finished his food does he realize everything hurts and every sounds seem to be to loud it hurts his ears

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k-laconia-bug1 · 2 months

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This for some reason gives me hope in life.

Maybe it's seeing someone things we often take for granted enjoy what we think is small?

Anyways I want them to listen to the sounds of animals like a Lion purring

my hearing has been aided and holy shit is this how you guys hear all the time

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k-laconia-bug1 · 3 months

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I'm looking to see how much influence "Twitter refugees" have actually had on the culture of this site.

**Pease reblog! I want to get the biggest and most varied sample I can!**

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k-laconia-bug1 · 3 months

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Reblog to give your followers each their own sword.

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k-laconia-bug1 · 3 months

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So I told @raerae132 this the other day

So my mom goes to the vape shop in my town for my brother a lot. And I tend to go in with her so the owner knows me too and he didn't realize I was my mother's daughter THIS MAN PROCEEDS TO TELL MAH MOTHER WHAT I SAY WHEN I RING HIM UP FOR HIS GROCERIES

"I'm alive" or its "I'm walking and I'm talking" when I asked how I am

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k-laconia-bug1 · 3 months

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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k-laconia-bug1 · 3 months

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It's gone it's gone the camera is gone tumble live is dead

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k-laconia-bug1 · 3 months

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My reasoning for picking blood can be explained in 2 very different ways, neither are sexual

PLEASE SETTLE A DEBATE.

*It would be from someone else, another human, and it would be on you in at least a semi-direct way, including at least part of your clothes. Pick.

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k-laconia-bug1 · 3 months

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So many TV shows/movies depict the Epi Pen as a total solution for anaphylaxis...it's not. The Epi Pen gives you 30 minutes to get to a hospital where they can save your life. TV makes it look like you just have to use the Epi Pen and then the crisis is over. Do people without allergies or a loved one with allergies know that an Epi Pen only buys you time? The more I see this on TV the more I worry...

**Maybe you should reblog this because I'm actually worried that most people don't know.

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k-laconia-bug1 · 4 months

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@raerae132

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

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k-laconia-bug1 · 4 months

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Why yes I do wish to curl up in a ball and waste the day away

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