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The myth of Sergey Ushanka isn't true at all. There was no tragic computer scientist with a degenerative brain disease who tried to upload his consciousness to a hard-drive. The Sergey Ushanka video is really just Colin Becher getting so fed up with FR3-d1 that he fucking ate his computer.
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Protocol is actually just us Magnus Archives fans rapidly descending into s2-Jon-levels of paranoia. Granted, just like s2 Jon, we have reason to be paranoid, but it's still hilarious to see us all collectively scaling the walls of our enclosure while frothing at the mouth over our theories.
Jonny and Alex are playing us like a cheap harmonica and I'm so here for it
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my favorite part of this episode was when needles said 'it's needling time' and needled all over the place
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ok but i'm a blessie clone truther. the aliens cloned her she's fine and safe and healthy they gave her a whole planet to terraform i just know it.
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Ah yes, my favorite Magnus Archives antagonists such as:
Chain smoking anglerfish
Worms who commit identity theft
Delivery men who canonically look exactly like delivery men
Man who is also a maze
Woman who is also a maze who ate man who was also a maze
Hey, wasn't your coworker shorter yesterday?
Body builder who... Well, take a guess
Old man who just really fucking loves heights
Diversity win! Arsonist serial killer who serves a god of destruction has a lesbian crush on her God's Messiah
Homophobic vase (I couldn't leave out the homophobic vase)
Honestly are we sure that's not just a really big pig?
What if your shitty manager tricked you into the thrall of a dark god?
Man who just wants to die alone
The circus is in town! Oh no!
Woman who sees absolutely no downside to extinguishing the sun
Have you heard this new band? Their music is to die for!
Spiders
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actually the only reason that eskew is like that is bc all the streets use LED streetlights
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nothing will ever be funnier to me than the idea of the Evil Capitalism Companies TM from podcasts participating in rainbow capitalism. does Goddard Futuristics make their logo rainbow for the month. does LMG go above and beyond to put queer people in their advertisements for the month of June. Does Overhead make Gordon help them post during pride as he is their Gay Employee. because I personally think it would be hilarious
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if THE michael distortion or THE helen distortion were haunting me to feed off my fear, I would be asking what we are.
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i wonder what using tumblr wld be like in eskew 🤔
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can you people read carrds for the love of god. how many times do i have to say worms dni. i dont know how to make it any more obvious that im pro sister agnes's tower. going to start hardblocking if this keeps up
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been thinking of meeting up with this couple thats looking for a third in the park
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who said that
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im so fucking tired of seeing that stupid tower id rather be eaten by a hoard of rats than deal with this shit
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in order: minkowski, eiffel, jacobi, hera
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You can love a character & still admit when they’re wrong. I love Hera Wolf359 but can acknowledge her flaws (none) & can hold her accountable for her wrongdoings (she’s never done anything wrong in her life) & call her out for her actions (which are always correct)
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359 wolfs or something, idk i never listened to the podcast
on a serious note, i listened to the whole of wolf 359 in three days - including all the mission mishaps, mini episodes, specials, ect - and now all my thoughts are voiced by the characters, who, might i add, still act like themselves. i am getting new, never before heard episodes blasted straight into my brain. maybe if i listen to the voices for long enough i'll be able to build my own space station.
#wolf 359#i can finally look at fanart without spoiling myself let's GOOOOOO#seriously i searched up wolf 359 first during like episode 5#and man#didnt even have to scroll to get both the blue thing and Bob spoiled
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one hand-sized spider punk, coming right up
if the quality seems a bit low, it's cause I had to draw this on very short notice and I conviniently just lost my only small brush. and yes, this image is blatantly copied from a panel (I think?) from his comic. honestly not too sure, this is a Christmas present for a friend.
never again am I attempting to cut out that small of details. never again. Hobie I love you but your spikes had to go.
#crappy photo quality ik but what can you do#I'm working with one (1) cracked phone camera and a tiny canvas#anyhow#happy late Christmas to those who celebrate#spider punk#hobie brown#spiderverse fanart#oh oh fun fact#I redrew the background 6 times because I couldn't get the gradient/shape/colour right#blow drier is now officially my favourite thing#art
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