Day6:gender bend

Spicy gluten daddy

Day7: create skin

Give us cupid chocolate cowards

*Brownie in the Deadly Agent skin*

Brownie: Like… Y’know, nyah.

Black Tea: …What?

Brownie: Nyah!

Black Tea: *Cocking a gun* Stop.

Master Attendent: Coffee, may I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Coffee: Oooh, someone is in trouble!

Coffee: It’s me. I don’t know why I did that.

Miso Soup: The best revenge, really, is being nice!

Red Wine: [in the distance] Or murder.

MA: Okay! You know what!? You’re in time out! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there!

Boston Lobster: *Climbing on top of the refrigerator* This restaurant is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

in grade 12 we were reading romeo and juliet and we were at the romantic-ass balcony scene and this hot girl in the class volunteered to read juliet’s parts and i put up my hand to volunteer for another part and the teacher goes ‘oh do you want to be the nurse, amanda?’ and i was like ‘no i wanna be romeo’ and the hot girl swiveled around in her seat to give me a Look™

she and i later ended up making out at a bunch of parties in university lmfao

Watch This College Student Get Pwned By His Two-Year-Old Son

- Mary Shelley, Frankenstein

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

I missed this kid

Also yes that’s Otabek’s jacket 👍🏾

This is a decidedly unfriendly reminder that I don’t want you following me or liking/reblogging my posts if you are a Trump supporter, neo-Confederate, TERF, neo-Nazi, or a supporter of any other sort of white supremacist or fascist movement. Get the fuck out. I don’t want you here.

i am a blessing to this fandom (i have like ten shallura-files saved on my computer name ‘’reminder that i am terrible.png’’. i’m here for all your ooc shitpost ship cravings)

You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

i’ve been in a bit of a slump lately but i wanted to draw for my birthday, so I’ve returned to my original ride or die loves, otayuri, featuring a drunkenly chosen color palette ✨sorry for ur eyes

Next chapter be like~ v2 idea by @katanazzz

it’s so disturbing to think back and realize the stuff you allowed people to do to you simply because you didn’t respect yourself enough to not let it happen