ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

faggot.com/careers

My wife: Are you making a list of fonts?

Me: No, worse. I'm replicating the titles of video games but it's the fonts that they're in

My wife: What does that mean

Me: This

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

Reblog for larger sample size whatever

need need need need need need need

Yeah, you could say I support men (voted not to drown the boyfriend trapped in the tumblr poll)

I know her tumblr would be fire

just found out the "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets" guy from vine is married 6 years to a man and does research into HIV and AIDS...

I want him to have a Polaroid picture of me with his cock down my throat in his wallet

For all those who participate

This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

we built this city

guys. healing is awesome