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people say it’s just a game… tch
to me, it’s a canvas
and baby?
i’m fucking the vinci
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i've got my whole family hooked on saying "NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE" whenever some Shit happens but none of them know it's referencing this
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all I really know about tom cruise is that I watched pulp fiction with two gay friends and halfway through they started having a very spirited conversation about how they wanted to fuck (that era of) tom cruise, so I ended up rewatching it several times trying to pull back the veil and figure out what they were seeing, and it didn't work, and I found out I was a lesbian later on, but I did give myself the impression I could recognise tom cruise's face. which is evidently untrue
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My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:
Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.
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will literally never understand how HOAs can be legal
#just my life#imagine taking an entire neighborhood hostage and making the residents obey non illegal laws#and making them pay to follow those laws and then punishing them when they either refuse to comply or pay the fine#sounds like some mafia closed society cult type shit but ok#at least the neighbors cant paint their house blue. bc that matters to me so much that id sign away my rights to buy into it.
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This is Maggie's worm collection
She loves her worms more than any other toy. She plays with them loads and carries them around the house
At night the worms have to go in a box so that she doesn't wake me up playing with them. So every evening before bed I gather up the worms, put them in their box and have Maggie say goodnight to them.
Night night worms!
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Full offense, but I think milk substitution charges should not exist at coffee shops. It is NOT my or anyone's fault that they cannot have dairy and that's that.
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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As a wheelchair user I'm trying to reframe my language for "being in the way."
"I'm in the way," "I can't fit," and "I can't go there," is becoming "there's not enough space," "the walkway is too narrow," and "that place isn't accessible."
It's a small change, but to me it feels as if I'm redirecting blame from myself to the people that made these places inaccessible in the first place. I don't want people to just think that they're helping me, I want them to think that they're making up for someone else's wrongdoing. I want them to remember every time I've needed help as something someone else caused.
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