What is the funniest pokemon move
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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they dont know about my little kitty paws
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"Growing up assigned male and going up assigned female are both miserable traumatic experiences in different ways" and "gender itself is a system of control" are ideas that need to enter mainstream queer analysis.
Idk dude I just think if yr assessment of the situation boils down to "women are oppressed and men are the oppressors" yr always going to have at least a little bit fucked up views about trans women. Yr always going to think that we're like, trying to dodge accountability for being male or something.
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Before we continue, is this a personal moral failing or a mental illness? I need to know whether I should treat you like an evil monster or a helpless child when I unperson you.
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i love to make fun of notorious white woman Taylor Swift and all of her embarrassing attempts to appear deeper than a plate of soup.
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cuddling doesn't have to be romantic
cuddling can be platonic.
cuddle your friends
cuddle your friends
cuddle your friends
cuddle your friends
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Gun to ya head, spit a silly verse
“Grabbing that ladle straight by the shaft,
Mixing up that Mac by my boy, Kraft”
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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.
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I'm not trying to start a fight, but I'm literally sleepier than you are.
I don't care how sleepy you think you are right now
I'm sleepier
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This machine kills AI
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Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.
You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.
And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:
Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:
And they both look TOTALLY different from California!
So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.
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This eel knows the art of manipulation and you can not convince me otherwise.
Link to my submas masterpost!
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Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block
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