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justacommonweirdo · 1 month
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Anyway here’s a poem I wrote about my cat
After “Do not stand at my grave and weep”, author disputed:
Do not stand at your bowl and meow. I gave you food. It’s in there now. I feed you at the dawning light, I feed you at the fall of night. I feed you kibbles mixed with meat And wet food for a special treat. I feed you even though you scoff At all the food within your trough. I feed you and still yet you yell Like as a beast from deepest hell. Do not stand at your bowl and cry. I gave you food. You will not die.
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justacommonweirdo · 6 months
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How to Avoid Musical Zombies
Is your small Michigan town dealing with a sinister type of infection? Have your friends caught the singing bug? Follow these tips to escape from your friends-turned-singing-zombie attackers and live to see the next scene!
Stay quiet. Singing, and really any type of noise, attracts the infected. The zombies rely more on sound than on sight, but staying hidden is important too.
If approached by multiple singing zombies, keep moving from place to place. The attackers will be delayed by set changes, buying you some time.
If in a one-on-one situation, place objects (like chairs or stools) between you and the zombie. The zombie will pause what they are doing to deliver a portion of their song while standing on the object in their path. This may allow for escape.
Don't let your attackers spot any kind of weakness, emotional or otherwise. Scare them off with shows of confidence and power.
Whatever you do, DO NOT attempt to join the singing. This is allowing the spores a pathway into your mind, putting you at an exponential risk for infection.
I am Dan Reynolds, and this has been an informational PSA. Stay safe, Hatchetfield.
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justacommonweirdo · 9 months
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And Edgeworth, after finding the voicemail the next morning and later, Phoenix's body, vows to burn the company to the ground for every single transgression he can pin down. Becoming the Demon Prosecutor for real this time. No forged evidence or testimonies, just ruthless vengeance the likes of which no-one had seen from him before.
Regret
Another one i copied over, this one is from last year.
This is a crossover between fnaf (1) and ace attorney. Also I've only played the first aa game sorry-
Phoenix Wright was an amazing lawyer, he never lost a case even if sometimes he was cutting it a bit too close. Despite this, he never gets paid, forcing him to take a part time job as a security guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza so he can pay the god damn bills. Getting the job was surprisingly easy. The minute he walked in he was basically hired. And even though he found that suspicious...money is money and food isn't gonna buy itself.
During the first night, he realised that the animatronics MOVE. And act like LIVING CREATURES. This freaks him out a bit, but he discovers that its actually pretty easy, just checking cameras and closing doors. He managed to get past the first three nights, and on night fourth he walks into the building feeling smug, the week would be over soon and he could pay rent! He went through the night as he normally did when he realised his power was going down and FAST it was only 2AM and he was at 40% he figures it will be fine, he just needs to rely on the cameras rather than the lights.
At 4AM he's on 15% with both Bonnie and Chica banging on the door. At this point, he's convinced he's going to die, he doesn't want to die alone so he calls the first person who comes to mind.
Edgeworth.
Edgeworth wasn't picking up, which makes sense most people would be asleep by now. When Phoenix hears the beep he just starts ranting. About his regrets, his hopes, his friends, his family.
"Miles? Miles, I'm sorry. I should have never taken this stupid job. I should have just..I dunno. I don't know. I-I-I don't have much time left. I just. I just didn't want to be alone. I. I don't. I regret- I. T-tell Maya I love her. I wish I could have spent more time with her. She feels like she's my sister, y'know? I. I hope Larry doesn't miss me too much....God, I should've been nicer to him. I mean, sure he's a bit much but- he didn't deserve a single bad thing said about him. A-and-"
The power cut out.
"Oh fuck. Oh fuck. I-I just want you to know. I. I love you. I love so much and I'll never see you again and I'm sorry for all the shit I put you through. Fuck. I-"
The message stops there.
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justacommonweirdo · 10 months
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I read the second image as reptiles and though someone was trying to hid the godzilla in us 🦖🐊🦎
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justacommonweirdo · 1 year
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reblog this if you’re jewish or your blog is a safe space for jewish people
in light of recent events as well as a new rise in creating nazi ocs I think this post is an important one to have on your blog if you stand behind your jewish followers or are jewish yourself.
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justacommonweirdo · 1 year
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justacommonweirdo · 1 year
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Those delicious savoury smells
reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals
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justacommonweirdo · 1 year
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Featherbone’s New Year Grab Bag Giveaway!
I hit 5k followers this month, and we’re coming up on the New Year - so I want to celebrate with a little giveaway! :-)
I’ll be sending out little packages of cool creatures to five people in the new year. The giveaway will run until February 1st. To enter, all you need to do is reblog this post - you can reblog multiple times for multiple entries, but giveaway blogs will not be counted. Please check out my work and follow me if you enjoy my creatures, but it’s not required to win. In addition, for every thousand notes on this post by February 1st, I’ll choose one more winner, up to a max of ten. :-)
The prizes are creature grab bags with a whole bunch of cool stuff! Winners will receive a double-sided crow keychain, a pack of mystery creature stickers, and three mystery mini prints. Each grab bag is filled with things available in my shop!
Winners will be contacted on February 1st - if you don’t get back to me within a week with an address or P.O. Box I can send your creatures to, I will choose a new winner. Best of luck and thanks for checking out my work!
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justacommonweirdo · 1 year
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17 free and helpful things, that everyone can take advantage of
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library They send an age appropriate book once a month if you have a child younger than 5.
Project Gutenberg Lots of free classic books.
Library Genesis A great place to look for and download college/university textbooks for free, as well as other books.
Scihub Endless Free college books. (and peer-reviewed scientific publications that are otherwise hidden behind a paywall)
Khan Academy Free knowledge that you can use to clep out of university courses, or to simply invest your time in a worthwhile topic.
Openlearn UK’s Open University - free courses for all levels of study, samples of university materials, study skills and tie-ins to BBC documentaries. Everything under Creative Commons licence so you can use it as you see fit.
Duolingo The Green Owl of Languages. There are a few hundred that it teaches and the mobile app makes it easy to do anywhere while waiting (!warning! only good for Spanish, German, French, Dutch, Esperanto, and English. with anything else it gets very low-quality and short.).
Codecademy An awesome site to learn how to use some programming languages. Doesn’t get into the really advanced stuff, but it’s good for a start.
Photopea Completely free Photoshop clone that has all the basic features of Photoshop, using basically the same interface.
Gimp Another free version of Photoshop.
Unsplash Stock of free photos of just about anything, provided by the photographers themselves, to do with what you like.
Futureme You can write letters to yourself (or other people) in the future! You can also make notifications and reminders of a +doctors appointments or anything else important.
Heavens Above You can look up all the satellites flying over your house tonight, including the ISS, Hubble Space Telescope, those pesky Starlink satellites, and whatever else your heart desires, complete with star maps and precise timing. And there is an Android app, but unfortunately no iOS one last I checked. (For iOS you can use “Sputnik!” which is free and tells, when ISS and Hubble passes overhead.)
Night Sky Other astronomy app for iOS. If you hold your phone to the sky the app tells you what you’re looking at (or point it at the ground for a view from the other side of the planet). Zoom in with two fingers and tons of deep space stuff is revealed.
Freecycle its literally people giving away stuff they don’t need/want any more that they can’t/don’t care enough to sell.
Nexus Mods Has thousands of video game mods (for 1,509 PC games), made by independent content creators, available to download at no cost.
Archive The Archive aka Internet Archive is a non-profit library of millions of free books, movies, software, music, websites, and so much more… For example a lot of DOS games (classics like Prince of Persia, Oregon Trail, DOOM, Monkey island, Rayman, Turtles), directly playable through the browser.
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justacommonweirdo · 1 year
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My step dad listens to classicfm and they played the choir music from That Scene(TM) in yuri on ice and i'm just sitting like
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justacommonweirdo · 1 year
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Angel or human?
Happy, feeling loved endgame!
I have low standards...
hello beloveds do we prefer angel cas endgame or human cas endgame or some sort of ambidextrously angelic cas endgame
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justacommonweirdo · 1 year
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whatever it is cas gets to choose unpreasured endgame
hello beloveds do we prefer angel cas endgame or human cas endgame or some sort of ambidextrously angelic cas endgame
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justacommonweirdo · 2 years
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Both. I always check my notifications but whether i actually do anything about them is anybody's guess and it is p a i n f u l l
Are you a “I don’t check my notifications. I have 2538 unread emails” mentally ill and/or neurodivergent person or a “ I have to check all my notifications because that little red bubble in the right corner of every app fucks with my vibe” mentally ill and/or neurodivergent person?
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justacommonweirdo · 2 years
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I’ve officially decided my favorite relationship trope is “at first I was perpetually bothered by your mere existence but somewhere along the way you became my best friend and oh yeah I’m also in love with you.” Nothing else matters.
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justacommonweirdo · 2 years
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the nonbinary urge to be both a short haired girl and a long haired guy
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justacommonweirdo · 2 years
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My grand-uncle lost his leg above the knee, and whenever he meets new people he purposely wears trousers, and whenever he finds himself sitting with those new people, mid-conversation he would yank the prosthetic round so that the foot was in front of his face and laugh at the startled reactions
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