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justacabbagefarmer · 6 years
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There’s blood? On MY rise?
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justacabbagefarmer · 6 years
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1776!Jefferson: really gay, The Sassmaster5000
Hamilton!Jefferson: Magenta Ferocity™, a real life disney villain
Historic!Jefferson: “hey have any of u seen my pants?”
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justacabbagefarmer · 6 years
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Turn AU where everything is the same, but Townsend is played by John Mulaney.
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justacabbagefarmer · 6 years
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“Nonsense! Oak isn’t just a material, it’s a theme!”
—George washinton, in conflict with his carpenter
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justacabbagefarmer · 6 years
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Iconic Turn Quotes
“I know you hold yourself in high regard Abraham, but you’re just not important enough.”
-actual thing Abe’s dad said to him
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justacabbagefarmer · 6 years
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Turn rewatch thought #4
Martha Washington’s fascination with the spork will live forever
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justacabbagefarmer · 6 years
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Turn rewatch thought #3
Calling Arnold “spyhunter general” sounds almost as fake as Trump’s “Space Force” tbh
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justacabbagefarmer · 6 years
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Turn rewatch thought #2
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Jamie Bell acts SO HARD like 6/10 on quality but 14/10 on effort you go bud
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justacabbagefarmer · 6 years
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So I decided to rewatch the fourth season of turn and at this point all I have to say is that Simcoe constantly sounds like he just sucked in a helium balloon
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justacabbagefarmer · 6 years
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Ok but
tell me that Dwight from the office:
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and simcoe from turn:
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are NOT the same person??
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justacabbagefarmer · 6 years
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When you realize you’re in college now and don’t have to ask permission to go to the bathroom
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When you’re trying to register for classes next semester and they’re all full
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justacabbagefarmer · 6 years
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Edit: having just graduated high school and all the other high schoolers are getting ready to go back to high school
walking into a freshmen class as a senior
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justacabbagefarmer · 6 years
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Things girls (and boys) look for in guys
Long brown hair (braided)
From Oyster Bay, New York
Owns a tavern
Quaker
American
Continental spy
Born November 25, 1753
Sassy
Robert Townsend
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justacabbagefarmer · 6 years
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“You’re job’s a joke”
*cut to failed cabbage farmer*
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TURN videos for amctv
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Parks and Rev: shout-out to @brewst-r for helping me decide who should have this quote!!
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