murderer: (via text) im going to kill you
me: (a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it
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I hate when people say “I’m Spanish” like no that’s a language not a nationality
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What a year this week has been.
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you play league of legends? AND world of warcraft?
lol, wow.
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The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water
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