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Big Scary Man adopts Adorable Tiny Child is a trope that can and will never get old. I will read that shit into the grave.
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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
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Listen Connor hasn't even put out his episode yet and Leopold is already rotating around my brain like I put him in the microwave.
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there are two wolves inside you. one wants to imagine gwendolyn bouchard as a pathetic wet sock. the other wants to imagine her as a jaw-droppingly hot woman. you are a sapphic tmagp fan.
#i think pathetic women are hot#so there is only one wolf inside of me#but yeah i am a massive lesbian
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As a kid, when your parents are poor, you're poor. If they don't have money, that means none of you have money. But if someone's parents are rich, that doesn't necessarily mean the kid is. Sometimes rich peoples' kids aren't rich kids, they're just some rich freak's exotic pets that can talk but aren't allowed to.
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Me literally at the end of last season. "I like Ven as a charecter and an (sorta) antagonist but I don't think he'll ever be one of my favorites."
Me going feral from the first month of season 3 "no I like Ven much more now."
Me now "No come on! I just want him to be happy but he keeps making bad decisions! Not one of my favorite charecters!"
#fable smp#do you hear the clown music#call me ocie cause im a ven defender#ven could kill someone and id be like “he can still come back from this.”#i love him
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Fable: I wish the gods would give us things. Instead we have to take what we want from them.
Bitch you is them. What do you mean?
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In a dark mirror of when I drew a fan favorite charecter dying in my webcomic while listening to fable smp dick jokes (jack box stream)
I am now drawing the wholesome fluff of the epilogue listening to the s1 finale of the magnus archives.
The Sapphics may be happy but Jon just had a worm dug out of his leg with a corkscrew.
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Oh boy.
I have finished rewatching all of the episodes of tma that I've watched before. (About 20) and now I just finished episode 26 (I love sasha)
Anyway. Hope this isn't going to become a thing.
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He also is very mean to peoples faces when they come in to report. (He's mean when his employees do as well but in that way my dog was mean whenever I tried to walk on my sprained ankle.)
i'm abt halfway through season 1 of tma (i think?) and i just wanted to say it's so fucking funny how jon puts his whole archivussy into voice-acting every story, then after 20 minutes of stellar in-character acting he just goes "well that was fucking stupid innit, seek psychiatric help lmfaoo" and ends the episode
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@partyrookanthem
Non-autistics living with autistics:
They keep eating the same freaking food and it frustrates me so much! We can't have the "big scary light" on just lamps everywhere! Even when I try to find peace by doing stuff with them they just ignore me and do whatever they want. They can't even do the simplest of things like go with me to the grocery store every week! How do people expect them to survive in society??
Autistics living together:
So as long as we get my 10 packets of this really specific food, and some snacks, I'll be okay. Also is it cool if you go to the grocery store? I can clean the bathroom since thats bad sensory for you and the store is bad sensory for me. Can you turn on the lamp instead of the big light? It gives me a headache. Thanks man. Yea I'll unplug the TV for you since you can hear the high pitched noise. Do you want to do two separate things in the same room as bonding again this evening? Thats my favorite part of the day too.
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I have finished rewatching all of the episodes of tma that I've watched before. (About 20) and now I just finished episode 26 (I love sasha)
Anyway. Hope this isn't going to become a thing.
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I love my favorite murder magpie.
"If I can't then we know who to target."
Yay! Angst. Vibes.
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Look at this cute little guy. Great shape langauge! (And no tangents which is really impressive given the art style)
have kawaii/chibi (I don’t know which one this would be) Rae
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Drinking game idea even though I don’t drink:
Whenever Rae is dying, almost dying or getting hurt then take a shot. You will end up so drunk.
Want to get more drunk?
Add whenever Rae starts to pace or panic.
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Pathetic and spooky.
I just keep adding to this and it’s slowly going from a meme to something I might have to talk to my therapist about
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The Paladin receives an invite to the birth of the Magician's daughter and is teleported there. She meets the fate eater/mansion/grandmother. The process for hatching involved a false hydra turning into a black beast of Bedlam. The paladin spoke with the magician for a bit after he reveals his daughter's name to be the gardener.
The paladin remembers everyone she forgot as the magician and his daughter leave and she realizes they are all dead. As this comes she hears the screams.
She convinces the party to go check out the screams upon her return and they travel to the castle with some Goblin dignitaries they picked up along the way. They also discover that the war has started with a battle in the goblins favor.
They discover all of the servants leaving the castle, and the spymasters sister making her way towards the throne room with an axe, insisting that she needs to kill the prince and the musician for the rebellion and the princess who also died to the false hydra.
The enter the room and persuaded the prince to leave the empire *threatened him
They then attack the musician who whoops their asses until they all leave via their teleportation crystals.
Most of them meet back up at the mansion.
The warlock learns about a secret room that may have the musicians name from the lich.
The paladin teleports to their temple in their hometown and runs into their mom and fiance.
End of session
Just a little dnd recap for the vibes. I haven't DMed in a while and I'm excited.
So our charecters are
Half elf sorcerer
Dwaven rogue
Knome warlock
I started them out all in different universes with their own NPCs and plot hooks. And them I had them all be visited by a man in a tophat and tailcoats called the magician. Then they traveled to a place I call The Living Manor in my notes it's a way to big manor with other buildings inside and there is alot to explore there but they were very excited for their magical keys and did alot of universe hopping and testing the rules.
So our warlock is insane but has a magical feild where someone would have to beat a DC 18 wisdom check to notice. He does not know what deal he made, but he ran into his nephew in the manor who started telling him that his sister is very sick and probably won't make it. Which our warlock barely processes.
Our rogue steals two definitely cursed gems from the manor and our sorcerer takes lots of books (they are rebuilding a library she burnt down). They all follow our warlocks nephew through a door and end up back in his universe.
They meet an important family (the dragontamers, I adore them.) The rogue pawns off a cursed gem. Warlock runs into his husband, momentarily has his sanity back tries to tell his husband that something is very wrong with him. But his husband failed the roll. The warlock remembers his sister and goes to see her and she succeeds her roll the second time and they talk it out in a rushed panic for a while.
Meanwhile our sorcerer steals from a library and our rogue learns all the gossip in town while trying to contact her friend and putting together that they are in another dimension.
They barter for a comprehend languages spell and sleep in the home of the matriarch of the dragontamer family. Then they journey to the rogues dimension to discover that her friend has been tortured in a strange way, he tries to tell them all he can but his memory has been modified, something with the nobility and a cult and a ruby.
They heal him up, he reveals that he has been to the manor. They talk to the magician again who heals the sorcerer after she hurts herself trying to read his thoughts. He mentions that he doesn't controll the nobility nor does he own the manor.
They go back to the rogues dimension, she enters the home of the nobility she knows stole the ruby, finds his wife laying in bed, stabs her, gets blasted to hell. Steals a painting but not the ruby, and escapes. The others go to a library and steal more books. Then the rogue requests the magician heal her in exchange for a favor, he does so and requests she steal back a cursed book from the bartender of the Litches Brew. She seduces the bartender and steals the book, the bartender knows she is stealing it but let's her off just this once.
They return to the rogues world and talk to her friend to discover that the nobility have been buying up organs and corpses of powerful wizards. He says he has heard about some cult stuff. They investigate the churches of Pelor and the Matron of Ravens who both feel uneasy about the people not from their dimension and make it clear. They summon the magician to see if he can walk inside the Temples and he cannot.
Then they go to the library, talk to the librarian, learn about a broken into crypt. The crypt is supposed to be magically sealed. The door is ajar, they venture down to find all of the traps have been sprung and the corpse of the wizard is gone.
Session ends!
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