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There’s this fic on AO3 that, according to my history page, I have visited 176 times.  Which means I alone am responsible for 176 hits on that fic.  I commented on some of the chapters, but only a few, because I feel like a stalker when I comment every week.  I gave it kudos, but I can only give it one, even though it’s one of my favorites.
So just remember, when you’re looking at that hit count and wondering why you don’t have that same number of kudos (divided by the number of chapters, because each one of those also counts as a hit), it might be because some people out there love your fic.  They read it when they’re feeling down.  They open it in the waiting room at the doctors office, or in the lonesome dark of night.  They turn to it in celebration when they did something right.  They open it over and over so they can send the link to their friends, or just to revisit the characters that they love.  They checked it ten times in one day, hoping that you had updated.
A disparity between hits and kudos does not mean that your readers didn’t like your fic, or that they were too lazy to hit the kudos button.  It means that some of them came back, and there’s nothing that makes me happier about my writing than that.
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junipum · 1 day
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thinking about how chase is all the worst parts of house and all the worst parts of cameron and all the worst parts of foreman. about how he is cameron's guilt, cameron's blame, her white-knuckled grip on the past, her need to believe things are her fault, but none of her care, none of her sympathy, none of her bone deep kindness. about how he is house's disdain, house's offhandedness and indifference, house's resent, but none of his drive, none of his anger, none of his kicking and screaming stubbornness. about how he is foreman's rationality, foreman's skepticism, foreman's need to prove house wrong, but none of foreman's objectivity, none of his calm, none of his knowing when to egg house on and when to put his foot down. about how chase isn't a good doctor, but he's a yes-man and he's a devil's advocate and his moral compass swings wildly in every direction and he's a shit disturber and he's a snitch and he's an asshole and he's a doormat. he has no good qualities, he just has whatever bad ones house can exploit at whatever given moment.
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junipum · 2 days
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a history of i love yous
i love you. (i love you.)
*sighs and shrugs* (i don’t believe you.)
i need you, ok? and i want you to be around for as long as possible. (i need you, and i love you too much to see you leave when you might not have to.)
no. (that’s not enough to make me change my mind.)
i need you to tell me you love me. (i love you, tell me you love me back, even as i leave you.)
no. (don’t leave me.)
i’m not gonna say i love you. (i love you enough to let you leave.)
thank god. (i know you love me now.)
you’re taking the cowardly way out. and worse, you’re too cowardly to even admit that your taking the cowardly way out. (you’ve never loved anyone enough to save yourself.)
you’re right. but i can change. (i love him enough.)
you’re destroying your entire life. you can’t come back from this. you’ll go to jail for years, you’ll never be a doctor again. (you love me, but do you really love me so much?)
i’m dead, wilson. how do you wanna spend your last 5 months? (yes, i do.)
when the cancer gets really bad… (will you really be with me and love me until the end, even when it can only hurt you?)
cancer’s boring. (always.)
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junipum · 2 days
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Something so painful about House not wanting Wilson to hate him because he thinks Wilson is the only person capable of loving him. Who do I need to kill over the pain this episode is causing me?
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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happy autism acceptance day to them
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Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?
Genie: um
Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you’re willing, it’d be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that’s not cool, I’m perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.
Genie, now staring at me like I’m insane: ……okaaayyy?….
Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they’d really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.
Genie, just staring at me
Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.
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they put crack in hilson
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y'know those rare montage scenes where they're smiling and laughing with each other. this is a quick sketch about that . audghahhhhhhhhh
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he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn
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get ready for an exuberant summer
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junipum · 3 days
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Kids these days don't know what the fuck a liminal space is anymore but they use it to describe fucking EVERYTHING.
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junipum · 3 days
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my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me
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junipum · 3 days
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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.
That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️
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justhouseythings
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