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juniper-is-in-the-house · 2 months

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Headcanon that because there’s fanfiction about famous chefs, there’s probably fanfiction about Carmen Berzatto in The Bear universe and Syd accidentally stumbled upon it at some point while looking up something about Carmy and read it. She went down a rabbit hole of Carmen Berzatto fanfic and now she has the embarrassing secret that she’s read multiple Carmy fanfics and now they own/run a restaurant together

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juniper-is-in-the-house · 2 months

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>> when your boss almost burns down the kitchen but don’t forget he’s just a girl so pls don’t leave 🥺

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juniper-is-in-the-house · 2 months

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I used to be a brother.

THE IRON CLAW (2023) dir. Sean Durkin

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juniper-is-in-the-house · 2 months

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Breaking my tumblr hiatus to say HOLY SHIT this premise is so cool I love it! I hope the script isn’t ass lol

#rami malek #movies to watch #movies

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juniper-is-in-the-house · 6 months

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If he says yes to this I’m done. Like I’m not gonna sit there and watch him make excuses for this transphobic, homophobic, racist freak

#rami malek

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juniper-is-in-the-house · 8 months

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Made a quiz about catholic school. Hope you enjoy!

#fun uquiz #uquiz #uquiz.com #personality uquiz #uquiz link #short uquiz #uquiz quiz #uquiz reblog

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juniper-is-in-the-house · 8 months

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These are anons are reeling of homophobia. Like the idea of liking a woman who’s not totally femenine is somehow impossible

emma is not sexy. period!

Neither are you. Period. Byeee

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juniper-is-in-the-house · 8 months

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juniper-is-in-the-house · 8 months

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“Unfortunate looking” when Emma looks like this LMAOOO bffr

you’re the bitch. emma is unfortunate looking and rami can do so much better than her

Hate moving onto my blog? Hm.

“you’re the bitch”? Boo fucking hoo, I’ll be the bitch if it means I stick by my morals and words. Honestly if you were a true Rami fan, you wouldn’t shit talk people who are close to Rami, no matter how much you might hate them.

I consider myself a very nice and (sort of) patient person but sending disgusting slander, that's when I’ll be firmer and maybe even “harsher”.

Anyways, just like @flipper-kisses said on their own blog (since I’m assuming you came from there), talk shit about people on your own blog because I won’t indulge it. This is not the blog to send hate and you’re shitty statements. I’ve said what I needed to say.

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juniper-is-in-the-house · 8 months

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People on the internet try to be respectful challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

i'm sorry but no way rami is into emma she looks like a little ugly boy... :/

This is rude, and disgusting and the only reason I'm posting it is to let everyone know this shit is NOT tolerated on this blog and to GTFO with this. Not in my fuckin house. BYE.

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juniper-is-in-the-house · 8 months

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We need to revive the Mr Robot fandom bc istg the whole subreddit is just incels

The usual suspects would be like this no matter who Rami was with. Lucy was dropped like a hot potato, whenever the Emma era is over, they'll be dropped too for the next person. Fickle fangirls. 🙄 The only good thing is a bit of interest in Mr Robot again. Makes a nice change from years of suffering the Freddie/Mary/Borhap obsessives!

Yup.

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juniper-is-in-the-house · 8 months

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NEVERMIND Y’ALL he’s dating Emma Corrin, completely different person lmao. Also he looks very cute here!

Can someone catch me up on who Rami is dating? Because I thought he was dating Emily Blunt and then I watched Oppenheimer and I thought she was the girl who was Oppenheimer’s first love but turns out that was Florence Pugh?? What?? lmao

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juniper-is-in-the-house · 8 months

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Rose Mcgowan at 1998 MTV Music Awards

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juniper-is-in-the-house · 8 months

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Can someone catch me up on who Rami is dating? Because I thought he was dating Emily Blunt and then I watched Oppenheimer and I thought she was the girl who was Oppenheimer’s first love but turns out that was Florence Pugh?? What?? lmao

#rami malek

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juniper-is-in-the-house · 9 months

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Let’s hope so cause she was my gay awakening lmao

Please share your thoughts/theories with us!

I think Lucy likes the ladies.

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juniper-is-in-the-house · 9 months

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I honestly don’t remember if I ever posted these here. I made them a while ago & just stumbled upon them again when looking for a certain picture of my dog on my phone so… here you go lol

Who wouldn’t want to see ol’ Buster as a Ken doll hahahah

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juniper-is-in-the-house · 9 months

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Wait I haven’t seen those pics, send them!

The usual tabloid trash are saying Rami "confirms" relationship with Emma all because they were spotted having dinner. They used the pics of them from the concert - but that was also the day he was holding hands with an "unidentified woman" soo... they may well be trying to paint Rami as the bad guy here, when in reality he and Lucy broke up months ago. 🤷🏻‍♀️

They were also seen kissing. Honestly I thought this would happen when he and Lucy finally ended things, that he would be painted as a bad guy.

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