I hope fujoshi gf becomes the next flavor of the month like how it was tomboy gf or neet gf I want lonely guys online talking about how epic it would be to have a gf who loves gay porn

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

every day i thank my lucky stars that i have never closed my bathroom mirror cabinet and seen a scary guy behind me

wtf drinking is cool again

Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad

Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*

Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him

tbh winston is the villain of 1984 how do we know he didn't make all that other shit up to gaslight julia 🤔

I love that we’re inventing historical guys now

must just be me then

ok so wait if i understand hawkings math an theory correctly what hes saying is that if you built a fully functional time machine and turn it on or try to use it, and you were going to have been createding a paradox [grammar intentional] then the closed timelike loop would reverberate with a sort of quantum feedback that would murphys law your ass before you successfully go back to create the paradox. so like, inverse paradox, if you successfully Begin the process of creating the paradox then no you didnt.

ok so wait if i understand hawkings math an theory correctly what hes saying is that if you built a fully functional time machine and turn it on or try to use it, and you were going to have been createding a paradox [grammar intentional] then the closed timelike loop would reverberate with a sort of quantum feedback that would murphys law your ass before you successfully go back to create the paradox. so like, inverse paradox, if you successfully Begin the process of creating the paradox then no you didnt.

fucking LOVE this bitch

"Which should be my first Gundam?" You don't have to worry about that. All the shows have something important to say that is worthy listening to. Pick whichever gets your attention the most and that will become Your first Gundam, a wonderful experience you'll carry for life. "Which should be my se" 0079.

if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car

this one got me

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