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julians-meh-house · 11 hours
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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point
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julians-meh-house · 11 hours
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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it
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julians-meh-house · 16 hours
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I had to. I spent my entire day on this tangent and learning how to motion track in davinci just for this when I was supposed to be finishing a drawing... Also for credits sake https://www.tumblr.com/garaks-padded-bra/738458049873936384/i-got-paid-money-to-draw-pregnant-housewife-weyoun?source=share There is a second version with a crudely photoshopped lemur thats been coloured purple but this worked better.
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julians-meh-house · 17 hours
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julians-meh-house · 18 hours
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Not me explaining that here on Tumblr tits is a gender neutral term for big chests unless the person has said they don't like it
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julians-meh-house · 18 hours
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favourite selfship dynamic ever has GOT to be "this is an objectively evil character But What If I Was Their Favourite" . literally SO fucking real . and i AM their favourite . they told me so and they would never lie to me. sorry that they lied TO YOU but they wouldnt do that to me. im just built different
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julians-meh-house · 18 hours
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Love you science fiction best genre of all time that also sucks so bad
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julians-meh-house · 21 hours
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Watching Farscape with headphones like *creaking leather noises*creaking leather noises*creaking leather noises*creaking leather noises*creaking leather noises*creaking leather noises*creaking leather noises*creaking leather noises*creaking leather noises*creaking leather noises*creaking leather noises*creaking leath
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julians-meh-house · 21 hours
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getting stoned and playing minecraft: stand still fro 1 hour watching your friends build something
getting stoned and playing sekiro: beat every boss hitless first try and finish the game in 1 second
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julians-meh-house · 21 hours
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Felling a bit Bongus today.
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julians-meh-house · 21 hours
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Mobility assistance
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https://twitter.com/delaneykingrox/status/1090402436995473408
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My coworker completely misreads our maintenance guy’s vibes… he sees a big fuzzy bearded dude who works outside and thinks he must be super macho, completely missing all the bisexual tabletop gamer coding in his mannerisms. So when maintenance guy and I greet each other like high camp theatre nerds with a series of bows and flourishes and made-up titles, coworker is SO visibly confused and thinks I must have trained him to do this.
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julians-meh-house · 4 days
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This is what trying to get info on insects is like and it pisses me off
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