judedude
Jude
Occasional lil goth elf21 | He/Him | Kory <3
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I like getting fucked Ratatouille style, pull my hair and tell me what to do.
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Heres my battle dress so far! It's a concept I've wanted to bring into reality for a long time and I'm very happy with the results
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walking up to random doors and tugging on them and saying "i can't. it's locked" out loud to no one to fulfill my dreams of being an adventure game protagonist
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i cannot believe i haven’t seen anyone share this modern b. dylan hollis on tumblr yet
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envious of fictional characters who experience catharsis through public outbursts as i have internalized everything i will ever feel
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people are absolutely EVIL about the boundaries of “picky eaters”. no, they do not have to try it. yes, they can know they don’t like it without having eaten it before. no, they probably have not suddenly grown a taste for the food they’ve said they hate. no, they probably are not going to like it in the Special Way This One Place Cooks It. yes, you are being a bad friend if you try to “trick” them into eating it anyway
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how am i supposed to function under these conditions [sleepy]
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this video has firmly lodged itself into my brain like i cant stop fucking saying cinnamon snails cinnamon snails while performing tasks. ill experience literally any minor inconvenience and the OH NO will ring out in my brain. my nickname in every discord server is cinnamon snails now
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there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices
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A problem w being on tumblr is I'm completely desensitised to the urls you get on here. I'll send someone a link to a completely innocuous post I think they'll like & not until they're like 'what the fuck is this' do I notice that I've linked them to shreksbiggreencockandballs dot Tumblr dot com or smth. :/
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