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Hello my dear Customers~
Today should be the day you ALL buy a Thneed!!
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I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?
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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
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friends asked me to make this and i couldn't say no.
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friends asked me to make this and i couldn't say no.
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I'd like to introduce to everyone this horrid thing I created about a year ago but haven't shown many people yet (probably for the best).
This is Baby. AKA The Monster. AKA Sight Tremendous and Abhorred, AKA Vile Insect, AKA A Thing Such As Even Dante Could Not Have Conceived, etc, etc. It's made from bits of scrap fabric I scrounged from various sources and is roughly the size of a human toddler. Its design is based on Mary Shelly's original descriptions of Frankenstein's creature.
But that's not all! Behold!
You can dissect this little abomination to reveal a full set of crocheted, knitted, and scrap fabric organs, all hand-stitched by yours truly!
It has a heart, stomach, lungs, liver, small and large intestine, kidneys, bladder, and, of course, a brain! So it can ponder the horrors of its own existence!
I used this pattern by Less Than Three for the heart. I ended up felting it because I screwed up most of the stitches (I was relatively new to crochet at the time). The result was a bit of a blobby mess, but oh well.
So yeah. This thing lives in my house now (my family hates it). I have yet to reap the full consequences of my hubris.
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american thing happens in america: what are we some sort of asians
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Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it
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Watching a later episode of the big bang theory because I saw an interesting YouTube shorts, which is about the worst true sentence I've ever said
All of these people are terrible but I think the show's aware of it at this point and it's actually pretty okay
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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
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Why does Danganronpa always have the sickest burns or the most random dialogue
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