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jooniearmy · 1 month
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W-when monster hands when…
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WHEN THEY WHEN WHEN MONSTER HANDS WHEN THEY!!!!
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jooniearmy · 4 months
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”Men think about the Roman Empire” “What’s the female version of the Roman Empire” SHUT UPPPPP. SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP. AS A WOMAN I LOVE THE ROMAN EMPIRE. AS A WOMAN I LOVE ANCIENT HISTORY AND BATTLES AND POLITICAL INSTABILITY. THE “GIRL VERSION OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE” IS THE ROMAN EMPIRE. IM GOING TO STAB YOU 23 TIMES
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How does this keep happening to me
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jooniearmy · 5 months
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BECAUSE CITING SOURCES KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?
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jooniearmy · 7 months
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omg yessssss
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jooniearmy · 1 year
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𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐬.
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jooniearmy · 1 year
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it is now december 22 in japan HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOBIO AND MEGUMI
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jooniearmy · 1 year
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Now THIS is how you write a black reader👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐁𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧 • 𝐀. 𝐎𝐢𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐨
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black fem reader
themes and warnings: pornography, masturbation, use of sex toys, alcohol mentions, oral sex, penetrative sex, recording/sex tape, sexual verbiage (a lot of dirty talk basically), spit play-ish?, a little spanking and choking but nothing serious
it was that time of night again..
the one moment out of the day that you looked forward to in hopes to unwind and relax..for a better lack of terms.
your bedroom door locked and secured shut without the chance of interruption from your roommates.
pillowy comforters surrounding your nearly nude body on crisp sheets; snuggled comfortably in bed.
the room dark with the exception of a dimly lit television playing music and red colored LED lights strewn across the perimeter of the ceiling.
the mood was set and you were looking to make use of it. On your nightstand sat a glass of wine that you had been nursing throughout the night was flowing through your veins and other areas as well.
granted, after a long week, it was the one luxury you had to look forward to.
the white AirPods plugged firmly into your earlobes as you tapped your acrylics against the glass screen and scrolled the pages of the infamous adult website.
it wasn't something you were particularly proud of but you frequented it quite a bit. Especially when the days were extremely long and you just needed something to take the edge off.
but there was also one reason in particular that you found yourself becoming a regular visitor: him.
it all started one night, around two a.m..you were feeling particularly sexually frustrated; single with no desire to deal with one of your sneaky links.
the normal videos you'd spot on Twitter during the late nights weren't even hitting the same..
countless thumbnails of the same positions and pornstars. It was becoming a blur. You were slightly aroused but not enough to feel anything.
that's when you stumbled upon a video of a guy exposing only his neck down with a tattoo on his forearm and the prettiest brown skin you'd ever seen, oiled up.
simply known by the username 'YourFantasyBF’
his voice was so sexy..a little deep but still had a whiny pitch to it that turned you on.
and his dick was so pretty; long, thick and very clean shaven. His balls were so full and you'd definitely fuck him stupid if you ever got the chance.
but when you pressed play and the sounds filled your phone, it was from that moment forward that nothing else could suffice to fit your needs.
it started with him slowly jerking himself off, telling you how much of a good girl you were for sucking his dick..telling you to get it nice and sloppy for him.
beside you lay one of your many toys so you followed along to his instructions. Slowly stroking the veiny silicone in your fingertips as your wet tongue traced across the tip.
you'd close your eyes, imagining that it was him in front of you..
"Yeah..that's my nasty bitch..my good girl. Letting me use that throat."
the words sending flutters to your already throbbing heat. But it didn't stop there..
he covered himself in more of that glistening liquid and began pumping his closed fist around that thick shaft and your mind was spinning as he continued to talk the lucky listener through their nut.
"Open that shit up for me..you're taking it so good."
"Nut on daddy's dick, I love that."
"That pussy is so pretty, babygirl. All wet and creamy for me.."
"Shut up and take this dick."
your eyes glued shut, focusing on the words as that dildo pounded your tight hole. Your imagination was running rampant of what it would be like to be underneath him.
hand around your neck while he looked you in the eyes and fucked you dumb.
he hit every point he was supposed to..praise, degrading, even a little bit of submission right before he came. And when he did, a very thick and healthy nut covered his knuckles in white.
you would've licked it clean had you been given the chance.
but at the same time, you found yourself making a mess on the towel underneath you; coating that toy in your own slick..
you had never came that hard in your life!
one video right after the next and the orgasms to follow until you couldn't move an inch.
for days after, the voice lingered in your head and at the most random moments, you'd hear his words and they invoked some..interesting feelings.
everybody you hooked up with afterwards paled in comparison, and soon, the thought with him became better than the actual act of sex itself.
tonight was no exception. The moment that video began playing, you were sent spiraling into that headspace of submitting for him.
not before long, you found yourself gliding a hand down your body, spreading your legs apart in the process.
this time, you didn't even need the screen..his voice was doing it for you just fine. Panting, arching your back and curling your toes as he rang off in your ear with those lewd sounds.
closing your eyes to imagine it were him on top of you, pounding your pussy until you couldn't move the next day.
your fingertips slowly circled your clit, stimulating that bud and covering them in your own juices.
soon, your breathing became sharper and lust had overtaken your body. It was a shame how badly this man had ruined you without so much as a glimpse at his face or his name..
subtle moans rose from the back of (y/n)'s throat as that toy slid in and out of that tight opening; still massaging that aching pearl.
your entire body was trembling and beginning to burn up in ecstasy..that's when you heard it..
"Nut for me, baby..cum on your fucking dick."
in that moment, you lost it and made a mess everywhere. Hearing it referred to as yours was the breaking point.
for a minute, all you could do was lie there a sticky, sweaty mess and try to gather your thoughts. Needless to say, you had a problem.
luckily, you'd soon be finding the solution to it in an unexpected way.
**page break*
"(Y/N)! (Y/N)"
it was the only thing you could hear from earshot from your closed bedroom door. It was your roommate.
she was sweet and you loved her to death but right now really wasn't the time. You were currently in the middle of a big project that was due at midnight so you were working really hard.
having your focus broken right now was not exactly what you needed.
nonetheless, she wouldn't stop calling so you got up in frustration, setting your MacBook to the other side of the bed.
you'd sling your door open and come out, only to be greeted by your energetic roommate..and a mystery person you had never seen before.
"(Y/N)! I want you to meet my brother, Aran! He's in town for the week visiting! Aran, this is my roommate and best friend, (y/n)!"
for a moment, you were stuck in place..in awe of how fine this man was!
brown skin, a pretty smile and he was tall..must've been an athlete of some kind. Reaching over, he'd extend his hand for you to shake and you'd accept.
it was then that you'd spot a very specific and oddly familiar tattoo....
maybe you were just bugging because last night, you watched him again. Because there was no way..
"Nice to meet you, miss. I hope you don't mind me crashing here with you ladies for a couple of days."
"No..not at all. Happy to have you!"
currently, your head was spinning rampant with a bunch of thoughts. The second he opened his mouth, there was no mistaking...
it was him! That voice was unmistakable.
you were thankful for your excellent poker face right now because on the inside, you were having a meltdown.
the mystery man that you had spent months fawning over was not only here in your living room but your best friend's brother?!
a fever dream at its fucking finest!.."hey, (y/n).."
it was one you weren't waking up from anytime sooner because she was about to make it worse.
"Listen, I got an appointment in like thirty minutes on the other side of town so I gotta go like right now! Aran's gonna be popping in and out, so I'm leaving him one of the keys. He ain't gone bother you, his ass barely likes to talk so you won't even know he's here."
it wasn't for a lack of trust that you didn't want that but being in the same room with this man..you were already sweating bullets.
you couldn't know for sure right now if it truly was him but you wanted to find out.
in more ways than one.
"That's fine. I'm just gonna be in my room. Just let me know if you need anything."
for some reason, this man wasn't taking his eyes off of you and it made it harder to drive the thoughts out of your head that you were in the same room as this mystery man!
"Thank you, it was real nice meeting you, miss (y/n)."
"You too! See you later."
like that, you were back off to your room and feeling even more anxious than before. All of the signs were there!
the voice, the tat, the hands..it had to be.
but you couldn't be weird about it and act funny around the man. Once you got back behind the door, you threw yourself on to the bed and tried to pretend all of that never happened.
maybe it was all in your head...or not!
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a couple more days would pass and you were laying in bed, scrolling on your phone when you'd get a knock at the door.
it was later in the evening so your roommate was working right now so that only left..
"Coming."
getting up, tugging the hem of your shorts down, you'd go over to the door; cracking it open to see Aran standing there.
"Hi. Did you need something?"
"I was just wondering if you had some extra towels. My sister forgot to leave them in the guest bathroom and she didn't tell me where they were."
your heart was racing a bit but you remained calm. It was just towels, what the hell were you so worked up about?!
"Yeah, sure. There's some in mine, I'll get you one."
at this point, your curiosity was going to get the better of you so you had to ask.
he stood patiently in the door waiting, being respectful as to not enter your room but he couldn't help but get a side glance as you walked away.
his sister had mentioned you quite a bit but never how fine you were!
when you returned, you decided to strike up the conversation..
"You know, you look really familiar. I feel like I've seen you somewhere before." Playing oblivious to see how far you'd get.
at first, he just kind of stared, not really thinking anything of it. Honestly, there was no way your paths could have ever crossed.
not to his knowledge at least..
"I mean, I do a little bit of streaming from time to time. Nothing too serious though. Maybe there?"
you'd shake your head, knowing full and well what you were alluding to but you had to get him to admit it first.
he mentioned that he played a bit of ball for his college and still no hit.
"Yeah, I'm not sure. Maybe we've seen each other in passing before. But um..."
peaking back over his shoulder, he'd swirl his tongue around his lips in a quick motion and look down at you.
"I mean I'm sure we can get to know each other more. I'll be in town a little longer than I expected."
that made you excited! Get acquainted was exactly what you wanted to do. Honestly, you were just about to say fuck it and shoot your shot.
"That's good to know..I'll be around." you'd utterly sweetly, even tracing a finger down his chest.
"Bet.."
but instead of leaving immediately, he did something that shocked you. He didn't want to be disrespectful but the sexual tension between the two of you in that house was ridiculous.
two days of tiptoeing around each other, pretending otherwise was eating away at you both.
"Aye, (y/n).. lemme ask you something."
stepping closer, leaning against the doorframe as he stared down at you..he was so damn attractive, even more so in person.
"Of course."
"You can keep a secret, right? I mean, I don't take you as the type to run your mouth."
your brain began flipping in regards to what he was about to say. "Not at all.."
while he was leaning there, his eyes wandered your entire body, undressing you and so much more in his head.
if he was being totally honest, you would've been getting fucked on if you two had truly met prior to this. You were fine as hell, he couldn't lie.
but better late than never, right? Or at least make an attempt to.
"I'll be honest, I though you were fine..like damn fine and I mean, we both grown..been eyeing each other since I got here so I thought I'd come see what was up with you."
by now, he was one foot in your doorway with a finger underneath your chin. If it wasn't already clear, yes, you wanted to fuck him.
and badly.
hearing that voice up close and not through headphones for once hit different.
this was your best friend's little brother though and as wrong as it was, it was also a chance you wouldn't get again. So..
"I mean, come in and find out for yourself.."
(I'm sorry for all of the page breaks y'all but I'm bout to jump clean into the actual smut now cause I don't feel like writing a lead up lmaooo)
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"Damn..you sucking on this shit so good, baby..fuuuuck!"
the pitiful moans escaping his lips were the only things you could hear over the sound of your own gagging.
it didn't take long before he had you on your knees, swallowing him whole. That dick was so full, gliding in the back of your throat.
truthfully, he didn't know what had him more aroused; the way you handled him with care or the way you stared at him.
he was sitting on the edge of your bed, pants shuffled around his ankles as you pumped his shaft in and out of your palm, spitting on the tip and slapping it against your tongue.
"Shiiiit, you so fucking nasty, (y/n)..imma nut in this throat, baby..goddamn."
there was spit and remnants of his pre cum everywhere. You didn't care what you looked like or how big of a mess you made...
already, you were this man's slut! This was only the beginning though. He and you both had plenty of plans.
your roommate wasn't coming back tonight so there was plenty of time.
scooping strings of saliva into your palm, (y/n) rubbed the mixture across Aran's sack as you massaged it. He was clutching the corners of your sheets, crying out in pleasure.
"Y'know..now I remember where I've seen you before. It's even better in person, (his username)."
that took him completely off guard for a moment but eventually he'd just laugh, gently resting his hand on your head.
there was no need in denying it!
"Well damn, seems my cover is blown..how'd you know?"
his voice catching as you placed gentle kisses on his tip and continued stroking him.
"Your voice, the tattoo and of course..this pretty ass dick. Wouldn't ever forget it."
he couldn't lie, it felt good to have a woman taking care of him as opposed to his hand for once.
"Don't worry, like I said..it's our little secret. I won't say anything. I just want to see what you can do for real."
that was a relief. No one had ever figured it out so he assumed you had to be constantly viewing his videos. In exchange, he knew he had to fuck the shit out of you and leave a good impression.
"I mean, I can't disappoint one of my biggest fans, now can I? Climb up here and I'll show you, baby.."
popping his tip from your mouth, you'd rise to your feet, where he put his hand around your throat and kissed you.
a man that wasn't afraid to kiss after getting head was the sexiest in your opinion and not just tiny pecks..sucking on your tongue in the process.
pulling you onto the bed, flat on your back, Aran began to undress your heated body, piece by piece until there was nothing left.
he'd follow suit and finish taking off those pants and his shirt, leaving nothing but a watch and a small gold chain around his neck.
at first, he'd kneel down into the bed to hover over you, eyeing your frame up and down. Your body was perfect in his opinion.
thick thighs, big titties, a lot of ass and you had some stomach so he knew the pussy was good.
he was a solo artist kind of man but if he wanted a partner in his videos, you'd be the top pick!
right now, all you needed was to be pounded and he better not have come with that gentle shit. You needed it nasty and rough, just the way he talked in his content.
"..got my dick all fucking hard..so nasty with that shit, just how I like it."
when he sounded helpless, it was the best and it got you every time. He'd part your legs and crawl between them with his cock in his hand, brushing it across that slit.
"So imma treat you right, don't worry."
it was apparent that you needed no fore play but it still couldn't hurt.
his warm breath scaled your ear and neck as he left subtle kisses on your lobe. They then trailed to your throat, sucking and nibbling on it.
meanwhile, his fingers were toying with your swollen clit, gently caressing it and turning you on even more.
"This lil' pussy is so wet...yeah, I'm definitely nutting in your shit. Sorry.."
"Don't be..that's what I want."
those whiny moans kept coming and encouraging him to keep going. It was very rare that he was with another person but it didn't mean he was any less competent.
not before long, he had you creaming all over the sheets and after sucking your nipples, he knew you were ready.
he was somewhat nervous but you were already impressed, handling you with such care before he got started.
that's when he'd shift to his side a bit, positioning you on his thigh to hold you in place.
he wanted to make sure he hit your spot but that he could still see your pretty face as well.
with an arm around your waist, he'd slap that appendage against your slippery folds, trying to pace himself.
sucking his teeth, he'd steady your head and fold you to his liking; legs spread open and pent up and ready for him to do his worst.
"You ready for this dick, baby? Ready for me fuck this fat little pussy?" asking rhetorically but you liked that.
"Been ready..fuck me, please."
nodding your head, you'd chew on your finger as you both watched it go in together. The first two inches were okay but around the five or six mark, your mouth was agape.
it was thick and stretching you out but the sensation was nothing like you've ever felt. He was easing and coaching you to take it.
being dominant was more his style but he definitely didn't want to hurt you so for now, babying it was.
watching your eyes widen and then light up with excitement brought a smile to his face as well.
that was also brought on by feeling that warmth wrap around him and squeeze down on it. It had grip and was super wet..dangerous combo, honestly.
that much was apparent by his attempted subtlety in his moaning. He couldn't play around with it, that was for sure.
once he gathered himself, the thrusts would began and he'd just go slow to get his footing.
this wasn't his plan and although he had great stamina, he couldn't get too cocky and ruin the moment. His focus was on making you feel good.
and he was accomplishing his goal because you were already molding to his shape and taking it so well.
"Fuck..you feel so good. "
as he gained his pace, the thrusts would speed up and those big, full balls began making contact with your sensitive folds.
it was puffy and swollen but that didn't stop him from slowly tracing circles across it.
it was already taking its toll on you because you were making a mess on it. Sticky and creamy..it was heaven.
for the time being, the two of you kept close eye contact, watching each other's expressions.
that shock of how big he was hadn't gone anywhere and all (y/n) could do was whine helplessly as he impaled you on his dick.
he was gritting his teeth, sucking on them to stay strong as he felt you clamp down with each stroke.
"Ooh shit..take that—oh my God." at this point, he was going faster and picking up the pace, bouncing you in the process.
you wanted to cum so bad but you had to wait it out a few moments longer.
the bed underneath was shaking and becoming covered in fluids but you didn't care. Getting dick from someone like him was worth it.
he was in your ear, talking you through your nut and you were about to lose it.
"Look at you creaming on my shit, baby. That pretty pussy is doing all this for me..fuck. You wanna cum? Nut all over this big ass dick, baby?"
questioning as he pounded you nonstop. He didn't miss a beat, even while feeding kisses to your cheek.
just to make you even crazier, he'd stick his fingers in your mouth and make you spit all over them.
watching a woman like you go completely dumb and brainless for him was everything. Skin was smacking, the room was filled with loud moans and you both were reaching that climax.
"Yes, I wanna cum! I wanna fucking cum all over it..please, oh my God!"
completely helpless and begging for more, your eyes crossed and drool fell from the tip of your tongue when you cried out.
he was fucking you so good, your brain went blank and the only thought was being used as his fuck toy. After this, you didn't need anyone else.
Aran moved his hand to your throat and kissed away those tears that were falling down your cheek.
his opposite hand was still teasing that clit and he could tell you wouldn't last another minute.
no need to feel bad because he would be right behind you.
"Get your fucking nut, baby. Cum on daddy's dick..cum for me like a good girl."
his voice was so soft and comforting yet you wanted to follow every word; easily submissive to him.
that's exactly what happened and with a couple more pumps, you were pushing him out with a powerful steam of juices. That was his first time making someone squirt and he was in awe.
he couldn't help but smile when you couldn't control it yourself and the shit sprayed all over you both. He tried to hold you still but your body was spasming.
"I'm sorry! I just—"
"Naaah, what are you apologizing for? You did so good..c'mere."
he couldn't help himself and kissed you yet again. This time with slow, sloppy ones and even sucked your tongue.
if he didn't stop, you weren't letting him leave!
"You ready for some more of this dick, baby?" The way he cooed to you was so hot and you wanted to be babied like this all the time.
"Yes, please. I want more.."
so he told you to get on all fours and arch your back for him. With that ass in the air, he could see just how good it looked.
he quickly got himself in position to give you some of the best back shots you've ever had. But not without spanking you a couple times.
in response, you'd begin bouncing your ass and he'd meet them every time with his heavy hands.
"This shit heavy..goddamn." Needless to say, he was equally as infatuated with you. 
while you kept bouncing against him, he began easing back inside of you. It wasn't until he reached halfway that you were stopped in your tracks.
"Oh fuck.."
"You got it, just relax.."
bringing that hand back to your throat, he'd tilt your head up and make you look at him. He didn't waste another second..bucking his hips forward and thrusting into you.
the two of you fell into sync so easily and it was the best thing you had ever felt.
talking to you the entire time, telling you how pretty you looked taking his dick, choking and slapping your ass..you couldn't take it.
the way you were gripping the sheets, it let him know he was deep in it. You were crying out and moaning, begging for more.
"That's my good girl..fuck me back, baby." encouraging you with more slaps but he had one more thing he needed to do before releasing.
panting, Aran scuffled around in the sheets until he found your phone and swiped over to the videos.
"Since you my biggest fan and all, I gotta leave you with a little something..."
tilting your head back up, he'd lean down and start twirling your tongues together. Meanwhile, his other hand was pointing your camera at the two of you.
he was still going, rubbing on your back and pounding deeper. He was going to leave you with your own personal sex tape..and a little more.
he was practically begging you to let him nut in it and you couldn't possibly say no. You were losing all sense of control.
"This my pussy now, imma fill you with my nut. You ready, baby?"
"Yes please!.."
on the three count, you felt your womb fill with warm cum and your legs wobbling uncontrollably.
the sounds he made were enough to finish you but when he whimpered in your ear, begging you to do the same, you added to the mess.
struggling to catch your breaths, both you just fell onto the other and laid there for minutes.
neither of you had ever had anyone make you cum that hard and he was for sure going to appreciate this moment for a long time.
"You done amazing..damn."
"Better than your hand?"
you'd both laugh as he kissed your forehead and hugged you right.
"Way better."
and your sentiments were the same. "Yeah, you're definitely just as much pressure as I thought you were. I'm not disappointed at all."
maybe he should come into town more often. You'd be waiting for him, that was for sure.
after all, he couldn't let down his biggest fan.
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heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)
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Turn the reblogs back on coward
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jooniearmy · 2 years
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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
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In this episode, the gang dresses up as the future pirate king and crew~ 
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jooniearmy · 2 years
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that...is that fucking NARUTO????
Yaoi for lesbians - part 2
(part 1 here)
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SPOILED ROTTEN
(SEE: RICHBOY!SAKUSA SPOILS YOU A LITTLE TOO MUCH).
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“ABSOLUTELY not.” He deadpans, glaring at you like you’ve just kicked his dog and insulted his mother. It’s not a kind tone, “Don’t ask me again.” 
“Kiyoomi, you always do this,” you seethe, ignoring the discomfort of the round-cheeked waitress holding the card reader, “Let. Me. Pay.”
“Fuck. No.” He returns, redirecting his attention to the server and handing her his card, “I’m terribly sorry about her. Debit, please.”
“Sakusa Kiyoomi.” You say as she scurries off, clearly amused at the battlefield the two of you have created in the center of this high-end, dimly lit restaurant. You wouldn’t be surprised to find a moviestar seated at the table behind you. 
He repeats your name back to you in the same tone you used with him, a handsome grin on his face, “Yes, my love?”
“Stop paying for everything!” You demand, “People already think I’m using you for your money, and you aren’t really helping my case.” You’ve seen the tweets. Some are accusatory. Some are happy for you. None of them attest to your character. 
“Well,” he leans over the table, finding your hands and softly stroking the knuckle there, trapping you in his coffee-cold gaze, “Are you using me for my money?”
“No,” you grumble, a little flustered at his forwardness, “But still–”
He releases your hand as the words leave your mouth, a satisfactory smile tugging at his lips, “Then there’s no issue. Though, I wouldn’t be opposed to you using me for money. I’m a useful guy.”
“Kiyoomi, that’s not the point–”
“As a matter of fact,” he sifts through his wallet to find what he’s looking for, gently sliding it across the table when he locates whatever it is, “I’ve been meaning to give this to you.”
The young waitress returns with a smooth leather checkbook and a pen. He thanks her as she walks off, delivering his signature to the flimsy receipt with a few flicks of his wrist, “What’s twenty percent of two hundred? I wasn’t good at math.”
You don’t answer that, “You can’t be serious. Kiyoomi, I can’t accept–”
“Is fifty dollars enough to tip? Fuck it, I’ll just leave sixty.”
“This is your credit card.”
“You have great eyesight,” he comments, shrugging like it’s nothing, “And I have good credit. Use it for whatever. I’ll pay it off.”
You nearly laugh at the absurdity of it all, “Since when were you so confident?”
“When you started giving me attention,” He grins easily, “I’d do a lot of things to get you to pay attention to me.”
His transparency catches you off guard, “You’re serious?”
“Why wouldn’t I be?” he fires back, “You’re too pretty to not be taken seriously.” 
You sigh, face feeling hot. 
“You’re too much,” It takes a great effort to fight back the grin that threatens to break through, to suppress a smile at his ease, “Let’s go home.”
“Why don’t we go find something sweet?” He offers, standing to help you into your coat, “There’s a good ice cream place around here that stays open late.”
Your shy smile gives Kiyoomi enough of an answer. Thanking the staff as the two of you head for the door, he slithers a sneaky arm around your waist.
“I’ll even let you pay,” he flirts, pulling you closer to combat the late-night temperatures, “With your new credit card, of course.”
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This was so self-indulgent it's actually ridiculous. Marrying rich is a very real, very serious goal of mine. Hmu for offers serious inquires ONLY <33
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you would undo God's punishment?
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