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jonathanstims · 3 hours

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fuck it I’m hungry I’m eating the fuckign peppers

I’m so hungry and my mom brought up food but idk if she’s still here so I’ve been texting her asking if she’s bringing me to dinner cause I wanna eat the food she brought but if we’re going out later then there’s no point and she’s not respondingggg

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jonathanstims · 3 hours

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hello and welcome to the how do i save this guy’s life rn eyelash flicker

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jonathanstims · 4 hours

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I’m so hungry and my mom brought up food but idk if she’s still here so I’ve been texting her asking if she’s bringing me to dinner cause I wanna eat the food she brought but if we’re going out later then there’s no point and she’s not respondingggg

#it’s nice to be visited but by god I need more communication

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jonathanstims · 10 hours

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jonathanstims · 12 hours

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jonathanstims · 13 hours

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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jonathanstims · 13 hours

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half the men yall call daddy can't even put air in a tire. yeah he can pull your hair but can he chop an onion? no he cannot.

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jonathanstims · 13 hours

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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"

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jonathanstims · 14 hours

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it really is so uncomfortable being a trans man in cis centric conversations of feminism. I just wonder. do they know about people like me? do they care? if I brought it up to them, how would they react? Do they expect me to be their human shield?

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jonathanstims · 1 day

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