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mtkachuk's playoff mind games are sooo funny there's no one doing it like him. up 3-0 in the tampa series talking about how even it's been and how much tampa dominated them... last year's nonstop gassing up of the bruins/leafs/canes + "the reward for beating the best team in the league is playing the second best team in the league" + completely refusing to let the "we want florida" thing die. don't be fooled he does NOT gaf what any opposing team or fanbase thinks of him he's literally weaving his little narratives for the guys in the room with him... subtly gaslighting them into believing they're still the underdogs... matthew tkachuk the tonesetter playmaker manipulator that you are. love u babe
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It makes absolutely perfect sense. Doesn't compel me though.
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Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral
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brandon duhaime you've never been hotter
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OH BOY DO I SURE LOVE 2 PLAYOFF GOAL SCORER MILES WOOD OF THE COLORADO AVALANCHE!!
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fantastic article. (i wasn’t aware we were allowed to have sports writers who actually knew how to write.)
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Edmonton at Ottawa & Edmonton at Winnipeg - the drop episode 33
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and in net... | marlies @ laval | feb 23 2024
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Mitch Marner shot by Auston Matthews
#they really said show us mitch from your point of view#and he shot the most romantic film of all time
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pasta a la erik karlsson
THE INGREDIENTS: pasta. alfredo. meat sauce. raw (red) onion. hot sauce (cholula, judging by the video). ketchup (heinz, i think?). a little salt and pepper.
THE RECIPE: boil pasta, chop the onion, serve with all sauces. eat and not die.
hi my name is emily and welcome to jackass
instead of liveblogging this process, i'm just going to add my thoughts to one big post to make it cleaner <3
6:48 pm: the pasta is boiling. i keep looking over at the Pile of Sauces and giggling. i have whispered "what the fuck" to myself a few times now. i'm cooking the whole box, because we're all having spaghetti tonight, but i'm the only one brave enough to try... This
6:54 pm: erik did not mention this as part of the meal but i poured myself a glass of rose. the onion has been chopped. i tried to get them chunky to match the video but that's like too much man, at least have your onions DICED why are they in CHUNKS ERIK
7:05 pm: writing these time stamps i'm realizing i'm a slow cooker because i keep getting distracted by my playlist (rn it's rebel rebel by david bowie). i am starting the alfredo sauce and it's sinking in that i'm about to actually. eat this. like a few bites, there's no way i'm eating this whole plate (this is NOT foreshadowing)
7:07 pm: i almost panicked because i didn't think i had enough milk for the alfredo but surprise, i had EXACTLY enough. this is a good omen.
7:15 pm: everything is done, i am just waiting for the meat sauce to warm up. i'm still whispering "what the fuck to myself".
7:21 pm: it's time. to assemble.
i grabbed a small plate, but i'm realizing. maybe i should have grabbed less. this is revolting. and i'm not even done adding things
added and mixed. i'm laughing. erik eats this. before every game? it overwhelmingly smells like cholula which is fine but oh my god. oh my god? no. no. this poor man's stomach. oh my god
7:30 pm: i've put it off. it's time to take a bite
IT'S JUST. IT'S JUST A LOT OKAY. THIS IS A LOT OF FLAVOR AND NONE OF IT REALLY GOES TOGETHER? it's like way too acidic. biting into a red onion is a terrible surprise. it's too saucy and it doesn't feel Good in my stomach, like i have taken two bites and it's settled so heavily already. okay no three bites. it's... it's just upsetting. this is an upsetting experience. what the fuck is wrong with you erik karlsson. you eat this and then you go and play professional hockey?
FOUR BITES IN AND IT DOES NOT GET BETTER. why does he do this to himself like can we send someone to check on him fr i am genuinely concerned about this man like i made this meal for the bit but he willingly does this to himself?????? 82 games a season???????
IN CONCLUSION: i managed five (5) bites. they were all bad. don't make this. someone arrest erik karlsson immediately i am so serious.
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pregame interview | canucks @ preds | Apr 26th 2024
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not another fucking dman. r*mpe it is on sight 🔪
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"no shots on the power play for the caps but they did give up a shorthanded goal" THANKS FOR THE RECAP I FORGOT
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