they team up to win the science fair every year
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rappin’ about shoes
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me: *starts doin a jig*
cop: the jig is up! stop that this instant!
me: ):
my mom: ):
my dad: ):
my friends: ):
the cop’s partner: ):
god: ):
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im about to test the limits of discord nitro
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im about to test the limits of discord nitro
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The signs as dresses
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
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honestly a cactus under the stars in the desert….. nothin wrong w that
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Today (22/09/2018) is a Saturday on Earth AND Mars simultaneously.
You won’t be able to reblog this again until 2036!
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Cool! This artist reimagined the zodiac signs as alien creatures (link)
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this is still the funniest shit i have ever read in my fucking life
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homestuck alpha kids youtuber au
jane: i shouldnt have to fucking tell you jane would have a baking channel. who do you think i am, an idiot? of course she has a baking channel. her gimmick is she exclusively makes cakes that dont look like cakes
roxy: she doesnt use youtuube shes a twitch streamer where she exclusively speedruns video games blindfolded using her feet and shes the best gamer you ever did see also if you dont compliment her baby brother dave in chat every 30 minutes you get a lifetime ban
jake: doesnt know what yooutube is
dirk: this
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even more of this
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the best, most biting callout i’ve ever received was “it clearly shines through in nearly every aspect of your personality and general aura that you loved dave strider during your teenage years” like… dead on the nose. fucking eviscerated, right then and there. no one can top that. no one ever even needs to try because, beating that? impossible
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