Listen/purchase: Vactions - relax (cover) by the wishfuls

Ok so

I met this girl about a month ago I started talking to her and the night I did I happened to go to jail.. we talked about how she was too good and hot n cool for her bf. when I went to jail she thought I ignored her pbly, she went back to her man. so a week goes by I'm outta jail n contact her again. I take her out to eat and then we hangout again and fuck( the ex doesn't believe we've fucked still even tho it's obvious where's his gf been)so here's where it gets fucked So right after we finished having sex for the first time (which was really good actually) her friend texted me that I hung out with the day before and wanted me to pick her up. I figured I'd never have a chance to pull a double in one night again she texted me literally as we finished I wanted to fuck again n she didn't she creamed all over me and she's good in bed so I tell her I'm going to go fuck her friend and she says we're just friends I don't care even tho we just finished having sex I was like ok well Ill be back in the morning before you wake up So I go pick up her friend and I hold her hand and then we get to a spot and she gets out and says she's coming back to the car but never does she pussied out I think Anyways we hangout still and bone again while on her period I film a porn of us fucking doggy in my car but she deleted it we could of made $1000 bucks I ate her ass on her period even I thought I was gonna get pink eye A couple days go by she fucks her ex again she was with him for a year I go and fuck some random chick I meet cause I figure it's only fair idk how much she cares but I care alot and love her since the first few days when I went to jail I was thinking about her and her daughter So I fuck some other chick while she's with her ex I don't even care about them hooking up I believe in doing what you want and need and being happy so I fuck this other broad for hours 5 hours probably no condom can't nut her pussy was too tight even and my other girl has a daughter n her pussy is tighter the first time we fked her pussy was tighter than hella girls I've fucked I know it sounds like fk this or fk that but in the end we never even kissed until after the 3rd time we fucked I wanted an intimate first kiss isn't that crazy we needed each other that bad she cheated on her now ex or bf whatever she calls him he's a nerd and a dickhead So the other day I drive my girl who's a friend over to hang out with her ex and talk to him so they're talking and I am like fk it I gotta go so I back up and accidentally hit her while she's talking to her friend I backed up a lil too much she didn't get hurt but she jumps in the car n starts hitting me then her ex thinks that's an excuse to let out nerd rage and breaks 3 of my fucking car windows while I'm in the car(I sleep in my car atm) I'm in between places so the asshole breaks my windows like it's a thing to do btw this dude is homeless no job lives in abandoned buildings and he thinks he's the shit I'm like no bro I'm the shit I fuckin beat his ass and he is 3 inches taller and bigger I jumped on this fool and knocked him so to sum it up this dude got his gf who's my bestie fucked by me then he got his assbeat by me then he broke my windows which he can't afford to fix what a loser right? So I now borrow money from my parents to fix these fucking windows which fucks me up on rent next month and the only place to sleep or kick it in this weather is the abandoned building spot where dude sleeps we do heroin and meth in this building all these homeless kids I play guitar n shit for em I can't kick it at the abandoned building anymore he sleeps at he'll try to stab me pbly he's retarded he assaulted my girlfriend who's open relationship with me she seriously has no trust for me and had the right to sleep with her ex after I tried to fuck her friend doesn't that suck she's so insecure and sad about what I did we're still best friends but she was so happy the first night we had sex and when I left her house to fuck her friend a hour after it probably hurt hella bad I don't even realize she cares about me and am hella dumb...I still take care of her n shit she's my bestie we've only known each other for a month now She's also a pornstar already with 300k views I think she's hot as fuck I always wanted to date a pornstar I got tons of views from music and skating and I have a video of me Jackin off on Facebook it was on for a minute Right now she is refusing to have sex with me but we have separation issues at the same time I finally got an excuse to kiss her which was after having sex more than once no kissing involved crazy right I got to kiss her cause her bf assaulted her she was in the hospital isn't this shit crazy?? Just this month I got jacked in a drug deal for 100 dollar bill I got fake coke I lost a wallet with over 300 in it I lost all my cards n can't afford to even get my driver's license again sleepin in my car cause I decided to buy a new guitar instead of pay rent and sleep in my car and stay up on meth all day So I just shot some meth into my foot I have a broken foot from skating that's why I'm not pro I had a 3 year break plus it never healed right I'm lucky I can run and walk I had to relearn how to skate completely I even filmed a video partand clips on this broken foot So my story I grew up skating 12 with my friends in 6th grade we got instruments to make a blink 182 band I got stuck on bass I played bass through advanced level school band but we never practiced once for the blink 182 band So I start skating and I meet Chris billington my best friend my parents always say he's no good but she says that about everyone of my friends she thinks I'm bad news so fk it So one day we're at rush bump a skate spot it's a big old loading dock ramp and I kickflip it and that's when Chris billington becomes my filmer We film for days and make a video part gets like 5k views one of the first internet skate parts Josh newsham we actually filmed it on a stolen vx1000 camera how else would kids afford such equipment lol so I keep skating and get sponsored and film more all my best stuff at 18 this stuff gets deleted and ruinz my skate career It got deleted cause my friend Chris his camera broke so we switched filmers to a new filmer in town Massimo During the footage transfer Massimo leaves some porn on a hard drive to get my skate clips from PC to PC there's a dog fuckin a girl on there dirty feet all sorts a shit so we all start gossiping about it to one another and I end up losing my footage Massimo now films all pros nyjah mainly and also films Justin bieber music videos now So around 19 I break my foot in a bowl doing a boneless I heal for two years and just snowboard and skate a lil relearned everything so around 21 Chris billington randomly runs into my mom at the mall and contacts me I end up playing bass guitar with him and we start a band he called mindflowers We play shows for a few years have different lineup changes I even played drums in the band for second we never played a show but we had 6 songs down eventually Chris has two kids and can't tour so I'm stuck alone I finally take intiative and last year I had my own band I ran and played electric guitar and wrote and sing the songs we broke up last year sometime I was on acid for the first time at our last show I reassessed my life broke up with my ugly gf I was embarrassed of her name was Kelsey dillard hella gross double ds 32 makes 48k a year bought me coke everyday if she didn't I'd of broke up with her sooner pbly I lived with her in an apartment in midtown I never had money to move out on my own before that I always wanted to live downtown I'd fuck her too loud her roommates kicked us outta the place we went back to parents for a sec it sucked that relationship sucked socbad I was so not happy the whole time So I broke up with her cause I wanted to go see mid 90s one day and I wanted to go to guitar center and get a new guitar practically my work equipment she couldn't get her lazy ass up to go with me so I broke up with her I took her back after she cried then she broke up with me LOL That was last year this year I've slept with 7 different girls I think a Kelsey and the girl I hangout with right now my bestie her name is kellsie so there's 3 Kels's ive fucked lol I just started having sex last year the first night of our first show I lost my Virginia it's not funny I tried to save it for marriage I've fucked 8 girls total maybe since then and they have all been in one night stands except for my friend im hanging out with right now we didn't have sex for a week or two n she had to breakup with her bf cause he's hella gay n broke my windows n got his ass beat by a 27 year old he's 32 lol So I had sex with this chick the other day within 30 seconds I said hey will you hold my hand I'm hella sad then she did then I just started hooking up with her I fucked her in the abandoned building place from stated above and I fucked her in my car while driving on the freeway hahahaha she sucked it while I drove too she was funny I kept trying to fuck her everywhere I fucked her on top of my car in this parking lot in the middle of the night cold as fk out I couldn't even nut for 5 hours no condom cause I was thinking about my friend I kick it with such a fked up story were still friends and hangout after all that shit me trying to fuck her friend after the first time we had sex but we didn't kiss I told her kiss me or I'm leaving to fuck your friend she wouldn't kiss me or let me kiss her so I left to fuck her friend her friend pussied out but I held her hand intimately cause the girl I fked hurt me so bad by not kissing me after we made love anyways yeah I had to beat up her boyfriend who's 32 both of us sleep with other people while knowing each other finally had a first kiss after 3 times sex isn't that interesting she even doesn't let me sleep in her room all the time cause she fkn thinks her ex will get mad even tho I'm over neways she's hot got cool style skater dope head chick her ex is ugly imo she says he's hot I don't think he is I would say so otherwise but this dude's a nerd has no job barely a bigger dick maybe I seen him fuckin her even I don't care I do but I don't he cares and tries to fight me with knives n shit all the time he broke out my windowsclike what a loser and assaulted my friend thats a girl like wtf all in a month I've dealt with all this shit oh and all while last week I performed my first hand flip during a live performance I went off stage and flipped in an open area I'll do it on bigger stages easy Anyways that's all I got for you Johnny membrane - out