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Andy gives his toys away: IRL
This is Jessie! She loves critters…but none more than her best pal, Bullseye!
This…is Rex! The meanest, most terrifying dinosaur who ever lived! RAWR!
The Potato Heads: Mr. and Mrs. You’ve got to keep ‘em together cause they’re madly in love!
Now Slinky here is as loyal as any dog you could want.
And Hamm…he’ll keep your money safe, but he’s also one of the most dastardly villains of all time: EVIL DR. PORK CHOP!
These little dudes are from a strange alien world: PIZZA PLANET!
And this…is Buzz Lightyear: the coolest toy EVER! He’s sworn to protect the galaxy from the Evil Emperor Zurg!
Now you’ve got to promise to take good care of these guys. They…mean…a lot to me.
What’s he doing in there?
Now Woody…he’s been my pal for…as long as I can remember. He’s brave, like a cowboy should be. And kind and smart. But the thing that makes woody special…is he’ll never give up on you. Ever. He’ll be there for you, no matter what.
So long…
Partner.
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Matt Row 4
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the story of how Matt Miller made my fucking night.
So here’s what happened, I started Saints Row 4 over. I had just saved Matt from the Zin so I summoned Matt into the simulation cause why not. Suddenly people started shoving him while I was trying to get pictures for drawing reference.
So he took out his tiny pistol and starts shooting people for no reason.
So I’m like “Matt wtf are you doing” and we are on the sidewalk mind you.
Suddenly a car drives around me, onto the sidewalk and runs Matt over and he goes flying. So I’m fucking cracking up. Things calm down for five seconds and Matt is talking about how he writes poetry. Some civilians come and punch him so he shoots them.
All the while hes yelling “IM A CYBER GOD” and I’m standing there, laughing my ass off watching.
This continued on for a while, up to the point where Matt had caused so much Mayhem that the police showed up, and I still did not interfere.
After getting assaulted for, it had to have been ten minutes by this point, Matt started talking about poetry again… Until he decided to shoot more people, then yelled “Oh great! Just what I need, more people!”
You would think considering I had my phone out this whole time trying to get pictures of him, I would have had enough sense to record this, but sadly I did not, and I only have my memories of this.
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Saints Romance: {Matt Miller}
I can feel the love seeping through my moniter
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ta-daa! I decided to make a process pictures, and show everything, kind of.
Boss and his favourite nerds.
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People: you can’t weaponise music, that’s ridiculous!
Matt Miller:
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Matt’s constant screaming when you hits things in a car is almost entirely why he’s my favorite, ngl.
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what the signs need:
Aries: a bottle of vodka
Taurus: a sugar daddy
Gemini: some dick tbh
Cancer: fuckboy repellent
Leo: to go on a shopping spree
Virgo: a blunt
Libra: a puppy or kitty
Scorpio: to drop out of school and become a stripper
Sagittarius: two bottles of vodka
Capricorn: their school to burn down
Aquarius: to get their life together tbh
Pisces: better friends
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what the signs need:
Aries: a bottle of vodka
Taurus: a sugar daddy
Gemini: some dick tbh
Cancer: fuckboy repellent
Leo: to go on a shopping spree
Virgo: a blunt
Libra: a puppy or kitty
Scorpio: to drop out of school and become a stripper
Sagittarius: two bottles of vodka
Capricorn: their school to burn down
Aquarius: to get their life together tbh
Pisces: better friends
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The Signs as Natural Phenomena
Aries//Volcano: Destructive, Explosive, Unpredictable
Taurus//Mountains: Headstrong, Dependable, Fixed
Gemini//Northern Lights: Rare, Mythical, Phenomenal
Cancer//Tsunami: Overwhelming sense of emotions, strong, self-destructive
Leo//Lighting: Striking, Bright, Not scared of anything
Virgo//Fog: Vague, Conditional, Difficult to understand
Libra//Wildfire: contagious, difficult to stop, fast moving
Scorpio//Thunderstorm: Dark, Powerful, Destructive
Sagittarius//Rainbows: Happiness, Energy, Colorful
Capricorn//Blizzard: Cold, Unrelenting, Powerful
Aquarius//Earthquakes: Strong, releases energy, destabilizing
Pisces//Waterfalls: Soothing, Calm, Peaceful
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