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joe-bidens-big-naturals · 33 minutes
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Comms officially open yippe!!!
Also HUGE thanks to @octtinkk for helping me with the writing bits and picking the prices
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The last comm post we're gnna count it as a test,yeah
Also close ups of the art
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joe-bidens-big-naturals · 33 minutes
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dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island 
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
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still don't know my purpose in life but i do love titties
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hello tumblr spins around like a ballerina
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IM SO SORRY ...
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wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship
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sad that they went extinct from overhunting thou :/
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
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I hope black girls with depression have a good day today.
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@sealsbutlatin
a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints
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this was a hit tweet on bird app so might as well post it here too
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Real and implied birds.
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this moment in 5-3 reminds me of something...
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