The pep talk I give my dick before I fuck for the first time.
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why do snickers bars have a dorsal vein
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when i realized this was an actual ad and not some top tier shitpost i almost had a fucking stroke
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New subculture:
Cowgoth. We dress like cowboys but in all black and we don’t listen to anything but classic country songs about murder.
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