pretty girl goes to the pharmacy and says "one seed of poison please" & pharmacist goes "uhm why?" and the pretty girl says "well so that the poison can grow in my body and spread through my limbs"
Making Gaza safe again from unexploded bombs could take 14 years
“All I can say is that at least 10 per cent of the ammunition that is being fired potentially fails to function… we’re talking about 14 years of work with 100 trucks, so that’s 14 years [...] to remove the debris.”
love the way people on here keep calling falin dunmeshi butch or soft butch or whatever (in the present tense) when they like very clearly very obviously just want to say "kinda clocky."
that post begging ppl to fuck girls that are asking to compare hands bc the texts she sends to her groupchat are messages youd read from high security inmates
10pm on a saturday and 2 people call me. one to give me a rundown of her week and ask after mine and the other to ask me if i'd be more likely to have sex with a girl made out of cake or a girl made out of pulled pork barbecue
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