my haters whenever i make a post

Say this with me. Manifest it. Make it real. “I am not harmed by fire or explosives.” Say that outloud. Remember it. The only thing that’s stopping you is your own head. Never stop grinding.

Last summer I was on a very expedited acid come up at a music festival and my entirely unaware mother thousands of miles away was at costco and texted me incredulous at how they already had halloween stuff out for sale in the summer but all I saw was a message preview of a giant 10 foot tall skeleton with glowing eyes and "can u believe it??"

sorry i can't tonight.. my spring melancholy is developing into hysteria

In my mind I can see the northern lights in the sky every night bc I have a vivid imagination I’m not jealous of anyone it’s impossible for me to be jealous really I’ve seen it all

tiddles the church cat

Charles Howard Davis - Giverny, Harvest Moon (1880s)

northern lights photographed from space

new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies

Oh that two year gap on my resume was when I was the architect of my own hell

you know what maybe all you need to feel a little better is to wear the tiny mini skirt and silver eyeshadow and watch a bunch of handsome British rockers with slutty haircuts jump around a little bit. Maybe you can jump around too who knows

please keep talking about rafah. we're on the precipice of one of the darkest unfoldings in human history. please pray for rafah.

Look, I don't think lycanthropy is the answer this time either, but we should definitely try it first to be sure

So I was telling my dad about neko atsume and he just scoffed and said “you don’t need a damn video game for that” and went out to our backyard and put apples and pears all around our yard and now we’re just watching the squirrels come and go and he’s naming them all after old military generals

my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me

BORING! BANAL! PREDICTABLE! CLICHÉ! AND WORST OF ALL… PROFOUNDLY UNCHIC!